it are officially yuletimes! :DDDDD and since the signup form has taken LITERALLY all evening, i am leaving the letter to a future date. possibly that date is tomorrow.
natlet is a horrible, bad bad influence and has sucked me headlong into top gear. somehow this evening we decided that james is a wizard, went to hogwarts, picked up the stig there, and now uses the imperius curse on bbc execs so he can make ridiculously delightful television. nat and i think we are both far too busy to actually write this cracktacular scenario, so i a) had a beer and b) tweeted at
shihadchick. here we go.
@izzybeth: claaaaaire will you write top gear hp fusion for me and nat we will love you forever!
@cz_nz: @izzybeth i have too many other things to do that don't involve terrifying research!
@cz_nz: @izzybeth ...although now i'm imagining Clarkson's review of the new Nimbus 4000 and HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@cz_nz: @izzybeth ACCELERATION... SATISFACTORY. MAGICAL EMISSIONS... TOO LOW.
@izzybeth: @cz_nz OMFG I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. POWERRRRR.
@cz_nz: @izzybeth ONBOARD STEREO... MISSING.
@izzybeth: @cz_nz DOES NAUGHT TO SIXTY IN POINT THREE FIVE SECONDS. COULD BE BETTER.
@cz_nz: @izzybeth BRISTLES DRAG UPON LANDING... DO NOT APPROVE.
@izzybeth: @cz_nz so you wouldn't buy this broom then? NO BUT I LOVE IT! IT'S LIKE RIDING THE 3000 BUT LESS WELL MADE AND YOU COULD DIE AT ANY POINT!
@cz_nz: @izzybeth DIALOGUE RINGS TRUE!
@cilsheria: @cz_nz @izzybeth :DDD
@izzybeth: @cilsheria @cz_nz yeah, we're pretty great. ::full of self::
@cilsheria: @izzybeth @cz_nz moar!
@cilsheria: @izzybeth @cz_nz except actually bed. I can't contribute anyway due to lack of Top Gear knowledge
@izzybeth: @cilsheria: youuuu should watch some! a lot! they can be horrible but they're even more delightful!
@cz_nz: @izzybeth @cilsheria they accidentally set the first two Nimbus on fire y/mfy/duh?
@izzybeth: @cz_nz @cilsheria and it made the stig SO SAD because he'd been working on straightening the tail twigs ALL DAY.
@cz_nz: @izzybeth @cilsheria also an hour's worth of jokes about the Sting polishing the handle y?
@izzybeth: @cz_nz @cilsheria after which the stig refuses to test fly ANY of the new brooms and goes to sulk in the portakabin.
@izzybeth: @cz_nz @cilsheria james has to lure him out with chocolate frogs (stig doesn't eat them, he just likes to watch them hop).
@cz_nz: @izzybeth @cilsheria yep. and they all make fun of Captain Slow for preferring the Clean Sweep 7 still.
@izzybeth: @cz_nz you are TOTALLY WRITING THIS. you just don't know it :DDDDD
@cz_nz: @izzybeth BAD INFLUENCE
@izzybeth: @cz_nz you misspelled 'best'.
...possibly i need a new tag for this.
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