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Aug 06, 2011 17:25

HEALTH BULLETIN:

i do, in fact, have strep throat. but as a bonus for playing, i also have an ear infection! YEAH MAN. haven't had one of those since before i hit puberty. no i'm not kidding. i seem to recall more of an unbearable stabbing pain, though. i'm sure it'll show up eventually.

seriously, i'm blaming children. because who else would i pick this shit up from. maybe i'm just regressing.

i also have amoxicillin. two in the morning, two before bed. the adorable pharmacist intern told me that it decreases the pill's effectiveness, so i should have a backup birth control method. just fyi, guys. because hey, i didn't know that. (not that this would have applied to me the last time i took amoxicillin. not that it applies to me now.)

made the slightly douchey doctor guy laugh, though. no, he was very nice, just a bit self-important.

a parody i thought of while waiting in an exam room for an hour but will never ever do anything with because it's just too wrong: Christian Science Theater 3000.

oh my GOD i can't wait for all this to go the fuck AWAY

[edit, 10:40pm: ah. there's the stabbing pain.]

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