Voicemail

[izzyalienqueen]

Hi! You've reached Isabel Evans. I'm not here right now. You know what to do at the beep.

Comments

[sooo_cute]

Hi, it's Quinn. Is Xander gay? Just wondering.

[anextimeagent]

Um. I think this was supposed to go to you. And I didn't need to know this much about 'Dad's' sex life. Please don't let me know how it went. Like, ever.

Forwarded message then plays.

[vampire_darla]

"I cannot tell you how delighted I am that you are leaving town, and I hope to HELL I never see you and your fake-blond head again. Got it? Get staked, Spike."

[likeguidelines]

"I know this might be a long shot, but ye wouldn't happen t'have any manner o' video recordin' equipment, would ye? Thar be sex goin' on in the TARDIS that I be havin' a journalistic requirement t' tell everyone about."

Crowley's Fault! [Meant for Paige]

[conathon]

The phone pops and crackles as he continues his message, "..I'm going to run my fingers through your beautiful hair," his southern twang drawls a bit, "God, you're amazing. I just want to wrap you up in my arms all night, make you the happiest girl in the universe..." the phone cuts off.