lehh.. can you guess how b0red i was?
Part 1- just stuff..
1. Your REAL Name: elizabeth
2. What friends call you: izzy, izz, shizzle, shizz, izzle, blondie..
3. What your ex calls you: izzy
4. What's a name you once wished you'd rather have?: ashley
5. What is/are the ugliest name(s) you can think of?: umm fred?
6. What would you name these if you had them as pets?
a. turtle: road-runner
b. goose: duck duck
c. pirate: argh? wait.. is a pirate a pet?
d. a hot girl: how bout a hot guy? named.. hottie?
7. If there was a song about you, what would it be called?: awww shooot
8. What would you name your kids?: boy- bryan or like mike? girl- alexis danielle
9. What would you name a ship you built?: now why the hell would i build a ship?
10. If you wrote a book, what would it be called?: izzy’s autobiography..?
Part Two - Have you ever...
11. Thrown up in public?: idk, probbly why.. have you?
12. Eaten or drank anything spoiled?: probly, but i dun member
13. Had a rip in your pants you didn't know about?: yah, but it was a cool thing at the time 14. Tripped while checking someone out?: umm no?
15. Had to pay for something you broke?: no
16. Nearly drowned?: twice lol
17. Passed out?: a llooonnnngg time ago
18. Had a crush on somebody NOT single?: unfortunatley.. yea
19. Been stuck in the rain?: yea but I had no problem with it =P
20. Been attacked by an animal?: lmao! yes
21. Caught people having sex? : no
22. Fallen asleep while driving?: not yet, but i've been tired..
23. Felt attracted to someone of the same sex?: fuck no
24. Actually slipped on a banana peel?: haha no
25. Made a wish that came true?: yepp =)
Part Three - Complete The Sentence
26. I once had a dream...that one day..! ahah u get it
27. I'm only racist towards...people who annoy the fuck out of me
28. I don't even know why I'm...doing this..?
29. I'd give anything to have sex with... ooh idk colin farell!!
30. Nothing sucks more than having to... wake up really early
31. If I had six bucks I'd buy... nothing yet, wait.. save the money, get more money, then buy something that will amke me happy, and is worth more than 6 bucks dammit.
32. It's hot. I should take off my... shirt?
33. It's always more fun if you... are drunk
34. You can't eat steak without...a mouth!! haha, well actully with science these days im sure you could, like through a tube in ur stomach or something but i bet theyd have to like put it in a blender or somethin so ur stomach can digest it.. ya kno? but hell that would ruin the whole point of eating it, which is tasting it.. so tehrefore, you cant eat steak without a mouth =)
35. You better shut up before I... make you shut up, then kick ur ass if you dont hmf
36. Just put it in my... room?
37. I really like you and everything but... i dont
38. I'm not who you think I am. I'm really... a good girl
39. Dude! Where's my... car haha
Part Four - What would you do if...
40. A dirty old guy at the airport slaps your ass?: hmm id turn around, yell at him, prrobly kick him, call security for sexual abuse on a minor.. then laugh as they drag him away in handcuffs =)
41. You witness somebody about to steal your car?: MY CAR!! aw hell naw.. this is guna be ugly.. i think you can infer
42. You wake up with a billion spiders crawling all over you and your bed..: scream.. as if i was dying, hmm well with that many spiders on me, i think i would be dying, so.. scream, loud of course then someone would hopefully come into my room, but shit if i was home alone, but neways, so someone comes in, then THEY have to get themm all off me, then say thank you, but of course go no where near them, cuz they probly hav like idk spider juice all over them..
43. You farted while giving a persuasive speech in class?: I wouldnt give the speech therefore, avoiding the fart hting, or if i did do the speech, and i did fart, probly turn around and say to the teacher, ew.. um do you want something for that?
44. The person you just kissed tells you they have oral herpes? : hell no he didnt! start by kicking his ass, then call a doc
45. A genie lets you have three wishes? : 1. Find true love 2. Have my family always be happy 3. Wish for more wishes
46. The government allowed you to choose one thing to be made illegal and one thing to be legalized?: legal- drinking at like 18? illegal- cigarettes
47. Britney Spears was at your front door asking for jumper cables?: umm i dont know wat jumper cables are, and if i did, i probly dont have any soo.. yah
48. You had a time machine?: idk maybe GO BACK IN TIME!
49. FOX gave you a half hour show to do whatever you wanted?: i'd do whatever the hell i wanted!
Part Five- Would you rather...
50. Would you rather find the cure for cancer or the cure for AIDS?: cancer.. it causes aids 51. Would you rather have the power to fly, or the power to teleport?: fly
52. Would you rather have the power to see the future, or the power to record your dreams?: see the future
53. Would you rather be really skinny, or really fat?: neither, im gunna b really fat one day on account of the amount of food i eat, but w/e
54. Would you rather be lost in a forest, or stuck in a box?: forest cuz you can actually live and move and breath and stretch annd walk and find your way out.. eventually
55. Would you rather be in a drama movie, or a comedy?: comedy
56. Would you rather be in a hip hop video or a rock video?: umm hip-hop
57. Would you rather have your birthday on Christmas Day, or on February 29th?: nethier im happy with the day of my birthday =)
58. Would you rather live in the sewer, or in Afghanistan?: hahaha! nethier bitch.. that should be an option
59. Would you rather be in a mental institution or in a penitentiary?: a penitentiary.. btw.. wats a penitentiary? w/e i kno wat a mental place is, but, lucy stop talking to me! and im sure i dont hav a mental problem, lucy! but im sure the p word is better. lucy agrees
60. Would you rather snow board or hang glide?: snow board
61. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate?: wat are you talking baout... i already am a ninja-pirate.. duhrr
Part Six - What's the FIRST thing that comes to your mind when you read the following words?
62. Courage: hero
63. Driver: 's ed
64. Yoga: quazzy moto?
65. Bakery: yuummm
66. Roach: cock
67. Mushroom: pot head
68. Sprung: horny
69. Exotic: lizard?
70. Pythagorean: theorem
71..?
Part Seven - Miscellaneous
72. What is your definition of love?: something you cant be without once you find it.. but its also extremly hard to find soo, good luck on that one
73. List 3 words that are clues to identifying a person you are currently interested in: hmm.. tan, dark eyes, fun to be around.. i guess thats mre tnatn 3 words, but hell its 3 things.. so there!
74. Reveal a secret about you that nobody knows of, but type it in acronym form.: iamitswn1ih, bswn1ihitmvalmdagidtw.. hah ur soo confused.. arent you?
75..?
76. Were you too scared to do it?: wats it? like sex? or it like something you sed before, heyy who are 'you' neways?
77. Who or what is your worst enemy?: probly this whore courtney 'suk'cox
78. Who is the last person you kicked?: umm? jackie maybe but as a joke or my sister, not as a joke
79. If you had to be a chess piece, which piece would you be?: i ont play chess.. but i think theres a piece called a queen, so probly that
80. Name three people you know whose names begin with the last letter of your first name: hhhhhhh yah, no 1. wait! heather.. umm but i dont really kno her, i just no she goes to my school.. does that count?
81. What's one romantic thing somebody's done for you?: hmm
82. If you had to break one of your bones, which bone would it be?: ive already broken plenty, no more thank you
Part Eight - What Is Your opinion?
83. "Girls are nothing but drama.": ehh true
84. "Only idiots watch The Simpsons.": ur an idiot
85. "Kentucky is way better than Cali": ur also a liar
86.”theres othing wrong with stealing.": umm yah.. o-k 87. "Alcohol is the answer to ALL your problems.": umm def not!.. only some of them =) lol jk
88. "You don't need to go to college to be a brain surgeon”: you dont need to breath to live! jack ass if ur doing shitcrap to my brain u damn straight better hav gone to college for it, or ill kick you
89. "Music is stupid.": your stupid
90. "Your car sucks.": you suck.. ha!
1. Your REAL Name: elizabeth
2. What friends call you: izzy, izz, shizzle, shizz, izzle, blondie..
3. What your ex calls you: izzy
4. What's a name you once wished you'd rather have?: ashley
5. What is/are the ugliest name(s) you can think of?: umm fred?
6. What would you name these if you had them as pets?
a. turtle: road-runner
b. goose: duck duck
c. pirate: argh? wait.. is a pirate a pet?
d. a hot girl: how bout a hot guy? named.. hottie?
7. If there was a song about you, what would it be called?: awww shooot
8. What would you name your kids?: boy- bryan or like mike? girl- alexis danielle
9. What would you name a ship you built?: now why the hell would i build a ship?
10. If you wrote a book, what would it be called?: izzy’s autobiography..?
Part Two - Have you ever...
11. Thrown up in public?: idk, probbly why.. have you?
12. Eaten or drank anything spoiled?: probly, but i dun member
13. Had a rip in your pants you didn't know about?: yah, but it was a cool thing at the time 14. Tripped while checking someone out?: umm no?
15. Had to pay for something you broke?: no
16. Nearly drowned?: twice lol
17. Passed out?: a llooonnnngg time ago
18. Had a crush on somebody NOT single?: unfortunatley.. yea
19. Been stuck in the rain?: yea but I had no problem with it =P
20. Been attacked by an animal?: lmao! yes
21. Caught people having sex? : no
22. Fallen asleep while driving?: not yet, but i've been tired..
23. Felt attracted to someone of the same sex?: fuck no
24. Actually slipped on a banana peel?: haha no
25. Made a wish that came true?: yepp =)
Part Three - Complete The Sentence
26. I once had a dream...that one day..! ahah u get it
27. I'm only racist towards...people who annoy the fuck out of me
28. I don't even know why I'm...doing this..?
29. I'd give anything to have sex with... ooh idk colin farell!!
30. Nothing sucks more than having to... wake up really early
31. If I had six bucks I'd buy... nothing yet, wait.. save the money, get more money, then buy something that will amke me happy, and is worth more than 6 bucks dammit.
32. It's hot. I should take off my... shirt?
33. It's always more fun if you... are drunk
34. You can't eat steak without...a mouth!! haha, well actully with science these days im sure you could, like through a tube in ur stomach or something but i bet theyd have to like put it in a blender or somethin so ur stomach can digest it.. ya kno? but hell that would ruin the whole point of eating it, which is tasting it.. so tehrefore, you cant eat steak without a mouth =)
35. You better shut up before I... make you shut up, then kick ur ass if you dont hmf
36. Just put it in my... room?
37. I really like you and everything but... i dont
38. I'm not who you think I am. I'm really... a good girl
39. Dude! Where's my... car haha
Part Four - What would you do if...
40. A dirty old guy at the airport slaps your ass?: hmm id turn around, yell at him, prrobly kick him, call security for sexual abuse on a minor.. then laugh as they drag him away in handcuffs =)
41. You witness somebody about to steal your car?: MY CAR!! aw hell naw.. this is guna be ugly.. i think you can infer
42. You wake up with a billion spiders crawling all over you and your bed..: scream.. as if i was dying, hmm well with that many spiders on me, i think i would be dying, so.. scream, loud of course then someone would hopefully come into my room, but shit if i was home alone, but neways, so someone comes in, then THEY have to get themm all off me, then say thank you, but of course go no where near them, cuz they probly hav like idk spider juice all over them..
43. You farted while giving a persuasive speech in class?: I wouldnt give the speech therefore, avoiding the fart hting, or if i did do the speech, and i did fart, probly turn around and say to the teacher, ew.. um do you want something for that?
44. The person you just kissed tells you they have oral herpes? : hell no he didnt! start by kicking his ass, then call a doc
45. A genie lets you have three wishes? : 1. Find true love 2. Have my family always be happy 3. Wish for more wishes
46. The government allowed you to choose one thing to be made illegal and one thing to be legalized?: legal- drinking at like 18? illegal- cigarettes
47. Britney Spears was at your front door asking for jumper cables?: umm i dont know wat jumper cables are, and if i did, i probly dont have any soo.. yah
48. You had a time machine?: idk maybe GO BACK IN TIME!
49. FOX gave you a half hour show to do whatever you wanted?: i'd do whatever the hell i wanted!
Part Five- Would you rather...
50. Would you rather find the cure for cancer or the cure for AIDS?: cancer.. it causes aids 51. Would you rather have the power to fly, or the power to teleport?: fly
52. Would you rather have the power to see the future, or the power to record your dreams?: see the future
53. Would you rather be really skinny, or really fat?: neither, im gunna b really fat one day on account of the amount of food i eat, but w/e
54. Would you rather be lost in a forest, or stuck in a box?: forest cuz you can actually live and move and breath and stretch annd walk and find your way out.. eventually
55. Would you rather be in a drama movie, or a comedy?: comedy
56. Would you rather be in a hip hop video or a rock video?: umm hip-hop
57. Would you rather have your birthday on Christmas Day, or on February 29th?: nethier im happy with the day of my birthday =)
58. Would you rather live in the sewer, or in Afghanistan?: hahaha! nethier bitch.. that should be an option
59. Would you rather be in a mental institution or in a penitentiary?: a penitentiary.. btw.. wats a penitentiary? w/e i kno wat a mental place is, but, lucy stop talking to me! and im sure i dont hav a mental problem, lucy! but im sure the p word is better. lucy agrees
60. Would you rather snow board or hang glide?: snow board
61. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate?: wat are you talking baout... i already am a ninja-pirate.. duhrr
Part Six - What's the FIRST thing that comes to your mind when you read the following words?
62. Courage: hero
63. Driver: 's ed
64. Yoga: quazzy moto?
65. Bakery: yuummm
66. Roach: cock
67. Mushroom: pot head
68. Sprung: horny
69. Exotic: lizard?
70. Pythagorean: theorem
71..?
Part Seven - Miscellaneous
72. What is your definition of love?: something you cant be without once you find it.. but its also extremly hard to find soo, good luck on that one
73. List 3 words that are clues to identifying a person you are currently interested in: hmm.. tan, dark eyes, fun to be around.. i guess thats mre tnatn 3 words, but hell its 3 things.. so there!
74. Reveal a secret about you that nobody knows of, but type it in acronym form.: iamitswn1ih, bswn1ihitmvalmdagidtw.. hah ur soo confused.. arent you?
75..?
76. Were you too scared to do it?: wats it? like sex? or it like something you sed before, heyy who are 'you' neways?
77. Who or what is your worst enemy?: probly this whore courtney 'suk'cox
78. Who is the last person you kicked?: umm? jackie maybe but as a joke or my sister, not as a joke
79. If you had to be a chess piece, which piece would you be?: i ont play chess.. but i think theres a piece called a queen, so probly that
80. Name three people you know whose names begin with the last letter of your first name: hhhhhhh yah, no 1. wait! heather.. umm but i dont really kno her, i just no she goes to my school.. does that count?
81. What's one romantic thing somebody's done for you?: hmm
82. If you had to break one of your bones, which bone would it be?: ive already broken plenty, no more thank you
Part Eight - What Is Your opinion?
83. "Girls are nothing but drama.": ehh true
84. "Only idiots watch The Simpsons.": ur an idiot
85. "Kentucky is way better than Cali": ur also a liar
86.”theres othing wrong with stealing.": umm yah.. o-k 87. "Alcohol is the answer to ALL your problems.": umm def not!.. only some of them =) lol jk
88. "You don't need to go to college to be a brain surgeon”: you dont need to breath to live! jack ass if ur doing shitcrap to my brain u damn straight better hav gone to college for it, or ill kick you
89. "Music is stupid.": your stupid
90. "Your car sucks.": you suck.. ha!