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[izzy_hicks]

Well our vacation took a bad turn a few days ago. We went down to the South Street Seaport and got some seafood to eat. Penn had some crb, after I assured him they weren't demons. Well i think he may have been allergic to them. Either that or he got food poisoning, which I doubted cause I didnt get sick too. I felt so bad for suggesting that he

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[ct_apocalypse]

Eat the demon boy? Dude, that's just wrong. Demon solidarity man, that's where it's at. Besides, I've heard they taste terrible.

*Sniffs Izzy's neck.*

This one would be really delicious. C'mon, lady, just a little sip? So I don't pass out?

[izzy_hicks]

*watches vamp with Penn*

Yeah, Demons taste horrible. You don't want to eat him.

*moves neck as far away from him as possible*

Sorry, no!

[ct_apocalypse]

*narrows his eyes at Izzy*

You're trying that reverse psychology on me! Hah! Joke's on you, Holden knows all those tricks and has taught us too.

*takes a step closer to Penn*

I want to eat him, Holden. Fuck demon solidarity. I'm hungry and I don't think he'll end up being another voice in my head, man.

[ct_apocalypse]

Yeah, she is totally trying to psych you out. But seriously, demons taste really bad, I made the mistake of taking a bite out of one once. Had to drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels to get the taste out of my mouth.

Besides, how do you know he won't be a voice? He could have a soul, some of them do.

*Glances at Penn.*

He looks like it would be a really annoying, whiny voice, too.

[_penn_]

*growls* Hey! I don't have an annoying or whiny voice!

And i happen to have a soul, a real one, so there.

[ct_apocalypse]

*stamps his feet, growling*

NO NO NO!!!

Stupid souls. I'm HUNGRY. Fine. Kill them both. We'll use the girl to wash out the taste of the whiny demon kid.

[ct_apocalypse]

I dunno, I don't like the idea of killing them. Seems very wrong. Though he's a demon, wouldn't a demon soul be different than a human one?

Oh i know! They mentioned vamps! Maybe they've killed them before! It would be like revenge for our fallen brothers! That would be okay right?

Excuse me, but have you guys killed vamps before?

[izzy_hicks]

*decides to lie*

Nope, never seen a vamp before in my life. Never killed one once. Ever.

Right, Penn?

[_penn_]

*catches on to what Izzy is saying*

Um nope never. Never seen one in real life, only seen Dracula. *bites lip a bit* Um, you guys like slicked back hair and capes right? *nods and smiles nervously*

[ct_apocalypse]

Oh, yeah, that's very convincing. Man, I'd hate to hear your pickup lines. Uh, if you're even old enough for that sort of thing. But dude, you really need to work on the lying thing. Maybe study some televangelists or politicians or something?

*Turns to Cyrus and Adam.*

Okay, so they've probably staked a few vampires along the way, but I still don't want to kill either of them. Because it would just add to the voices, and really, I just need a snack. I mean, who needs the crazy guilt thing? And why are we suddenly getting that, anyway? I mean, we're evil, what's up with that?