You scored as X - Wheel of Fortune. The Wheel of Fortune represents the cyclical nature of all reality. Life is change. Stability is stagnation. All things pass. Yet for all that things change, the essentials remain the same. The wheel turns - day becomes night becomes day, rain becomes sun becomes rain, joy becomes pain becomes joy. If well aspected in a Tarot reading, this card can indicate good fortune through change, the wheel turning for now to a better position. If badly aspected this card can indicate what appears to be misfortune. It can also represent resistance to the inevitability of change.
X - Wheel of Fortune
81%
XIII: Death
81%
III - The Empress
75%
XIX: The Sun
69%
XI: Justice
69%
II - The High Priestess
63%
VI: The Lovers
50%
I - Magician
50%
XVI: The Tower
50%
0 - The Fool
38%
IV - The Emperor
31%
VIII - Strength
25%
XV: The Devil
0%
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QuizFarm.com I mean, I guess I'm lucky? I got hit with a cosmic ray that made me really smart.
But now I work for a supervillain with a penchant for sneaking up on me because he thinks it's funny.
So.
Change, huh? I like change. Like, maybe a change from "sadly single" to at least "happily sleeping with someone hot and flexible"?
Dr. Essex? If you read this, pretend you didn't see that. I so don't want, like, a clone of Angelina Jolie in the morning, waiting for me, wearing nothing but a smile. Could you actually do that?
I mean it.