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Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.
In January, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In December, I sacrificed kalishendell to Cthulhu (500 points). Last week, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In July, I rescued obsidiantears from being sacrificed (-200 points). In February, I fed karimonster to a Shoggoth (250 points). In May, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points).
In short, I have been very good (740 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.
Your humble and obedient servant,
izzardlizard
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