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So today was quiet intersting,
I told alexa the story of my deep belly button so i though id share witht the rest of the world....
So one day last year i was really really bored and i was eating m&ms and for some odd reason with the freak mind that i have it occured to me that it would be fun to see if i could stick an m&m up my belly button. So i grabbed a blue one, lifted up my shirt, and slipped it right through. I looked in the mirror and my belly button is so wide, that i couldnt even see the blue m&m i could have probably fit like 4 more in there. Thats some pretty sick shit. So then it was taking a while to take it out with my finger so i simply popped it and it shot out smoothly. Weird!!!
well i have another story and this one i told eileen, its from my child hood...
Well for some reason i really like the way cloth feels when rubbing it in my hands and when i was a little kid i was obsessed! so neways every time i would got out to stores, the minute i walked in i would have to take a poo. Well i wasnt potty trained yet so in order to concentrate i would hide in the racks of clothes, feast my hands to a soft piece of clothing and it would be the best poos i had ever pood. One time this lady was looking through my pooping rack and i was doing my bussiness and when she saw me i just looked up at her with my red pushing out poo face. I think it scared her. so yea i was just born retarded.
well im out and i just want to say congrats on everone that tried out for officer everyone put soooo much work into it and i couldnt be prouder!! i loove yall!!!
OUT LIZ!!!