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So, the other day, we had to take down all of our Christmas decorations and stuff, so to have something in the background while we worked, I decided to throw in some Pokemon. You know, for the longest time, I had never ever actually seen the whole first episode. But so, like, I knew there were a couple I had also probably missed, and one of those also turned out to be... episode... 3 or 4? I don't even remember, but it was where Ash was fighting the Bug Trainer kid.
So considering me and my brother both somehow kept missing this episode back in the day, we decided to take break and watch it, and sdkfhlkj GOOD LORD, BEEDRILLS.
First off, one of these things was like the size of Ash. SECONDLY, they have THREE stingers-- what the hell is up with that!? And he's got a whole horde of these things chasing after him and we're like "HOLY CRAP, IT MUST SUCK TO LIVE IN THIS WORLD."
So they dive into this wooden cabin for safety and two of the Beedrills jam through the door and get stuck in it, but I assure you, those were HUGE HOLES. And Ash is like "OH GOOD WE'RE SAFE HERE!"
WHAT.
DO YOU SEE THOSE HOLES? ASH, YOU ARE GOING TO DIE.
What's funny is they even go to the trouble of mentioning that their stings are poisonous. You know, like you're not going to die anyway because their stinger looks made of iron and is the size of a tennis racquet.
But so this got us looking at Pokemon on a whole new perspective... It's not animal cruelty; it's just self defense! Like, even in the game when you have to go run that errand, you have to start going through the tall grass and Professor Oak is like "ASH WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU CAN'T GO OUT THERE WITHOUT A POKEMON YOU WILL DIE!!"
So yeah. I have this huge fear of Beedrills now :(
So considering me and my brother both somehow kept missing this episode back in the day, we decided to take break and watch it, and sdkfhlkj GOOD LORD, BEEDRILLS.
First off, one of these things was like the size of Ash. SECONDLY, they have THREE stingers-- what the hell is up with that!? And he's got a whole horde of these things chasing after him and we're like "HOLY CRAP, IT MUST SUCK TO LIVE IN THIS WORLD."
So they dive into this wooden cabin for safety and two of the Beedrills jam through the door and get stuck in it, but I assure you, those were HUGE HOLES. And Ash is like "OH GOOD WE'RE SAFE HERE!"
WHAT.
DO YOU SEE THOSE HOLES? ASH, YOU ARE GOING TO DIE.
What's funny is they even go to the trouble of mentioning that their stings are poisonous. You know, like you're not going to die anyway because their stinger looks made of iron and is the size of a tennis racquet.
But so this got us looking at Pokemon on a whole new perspective... It's not animal cruelty; it's just self defense! Like, even in the game when you have to go run that errand, you have to start going through the tall grass and Professor Oak is like "ASH WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU CAN'T GO OUT THERE WITHOUT A POKEMON YOU WILL DIE!!"
So yeah. I have this huge fear of Beedrills now :(