I hate rattlesnakes
So I study some for my Wyoming History midterm Thurs. morning cuz I know I won't be in a studying mood either way tonight after the game.
I get in a shopping mood and decide to head to Walmart. So I start walking... and I can see the store in the distance, and there's this tall hill.. I'm thinking, "Okay I can use this as a shortcut."
Up the hill I go when I hear this dry rattling sound... look to my left and there's a rattlesnake looking at me.
I instantly freak out because I have a huge phobia about snakes and take off running away from the rattler and towards Walmart since by this point that's closer than the bottom of the hill.
Then I just miss running into this barb-wire fence that lines the top of the hill. Now I'm *really* flipping out because the fence is too high for me to jump and I'm not small enough to fit through the gaps.
I literally leap my way down the hill only touching ground with my ball of my foot before springing back up and forward.
When I get to Walmart after taking the long away around, I discover my cell phone is gone.
Go back to the hill and pick up a big ass stick on the way. I'm thinking if I run into any rattlers in this time they're gonna get the fucking beatdown put on them before they can even blink.
Spent two hours looking and couldn't find my phone. So now I'm pissed. Fucking rattlesnakes.
I get in a shopping mood and decide to head to Walmart. So I start walking... and I can see the store in the distance, and there's this tall hill.. I'm thinking, "Okay I can use this as a shortcut."
Up the hill I go when I hear this dry rattling sound... look to my left and there's a rattlesnake looking at me.
I instantly freak out because I have a huge phobia about snakes and take off running away from the rattler and towards Walmart since by this point that's closer than the bottom of the hill.
Then I just miss running into this barb-wire fence that lines the top of the hill. Now I'm *really* flipping out because the fence is too high for me to jump and I'm not small enough to fit through the gaps.
I literally leap my way down the hill only touching ground with my ball of my foot before springing back up and forward.
When I get to Walmart after taking the long away around, I discover my cell phone is gone.
Go back to the hill and pick up a big ass stick on the way. I'm thinking if I run into any rattlers in this time they're gonna get the fucking beatdown put on them before they can even blink.
Spent two hours looking and couldn't find my phone. So now I'm pissed. Fucking rattlesnakes.