back up in yo ass with the resurrection!
I don't know how much shit has happened lately.in the last few weeks I know that I've been learning a whole lot about my job. I took three weeks of intense training on all the equipment in our shop, save for the 20 mil gun. This time all spent with the funniest/coolest of all FTD instructors SSGT.TOLER, he's a big funny king of the hill like fella from Georgia who could never stop joking and made class pretty damn fun. He'd regail us with such amusing anticdotes like: "When I was a kid, we were so poor that if you didn't wake up with a hard on you had nothing to play with all day!" *laugh track* my social life consists mostly of me and all my good television personality friends and of course my real friends...online that is. Its almost the same as hanging out with them only not at all. How sad is that? I really don't know...then again who cares I have the perfect outlet for any kind of boredome, frustration, or time killing. Battlefield 1942~! I can't stop playing. WWII battles, or desert combat battles americans vs. iraqis. I'm such a good fuckin sniper! Yesterday I was playing Omaha beach, and I had 11 confirmed head shots. I just sat there waiting for those poor Iraqi bastards to pop their heads over the sandwall so I could squeeze that trigger and giggle like a giddy school girl as I saw the head snap back and the helmet go flying. Ahh...sweet release. Today is a day off for me and I used it thus far to watch Scooby doo and Courage under fire. Plus I went and got a haircut that I was in dire need of. I was supposed to get it cut on friday because I was waaaaay out of regulation. Of course I didn't, and then I overslept on saturday so no luck there. They weren't open on sunday, monday....I took a nap as soon as I got back. So today I went and they were closed, so I got a ride with my friend to a barbershop called McFly's! It was right off base and the guy did a great job, much better than the barber shop on base. I think I'll start going to McFly's from now on. Plus he gives you a free piece of candy after every haircut! Sure its laced with a powerful sedative, but who could resist an atomic fireball!!!? This is a big week as far as things happening, because on thursday is my BIG drivers test. If I pass there will be glorious rejoicing, if I fail there will be nothing but taunts and shame for the rest of my life. or until I take it again five days later. But I should do fine, its not that hard to cruise around town at 35mph. Then assuming I pass, I'll be buying my car at long last. My supervisors been waiting forever for me to get my license so I can buy his little car. 91' MAZDA RX7 for all you that dont' know. In ok condition, red two seater 5 speed manual. Yeah, manual. Driving a manual is tricky, I still need some practice before I'll totally have the hang of it. Now I'll just bullshit as usual til I can come home. nothing else to say