This is so retarded.

Jun 16, 2004 00:37

Today was really fucking fun
I got out of bed just before oprah crushed me

I feel horny. Show me yo titties!

I feel so stoned.

Last night I had to masturbate twenty times. I'm so horny. Click here to see my website.

I want to tell the world that I just don' give a f...

I am making this journal redundant in the near future

Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here's some photos of my cock.

I want to say thanks to the world for absolutely fucking nothing! You all suck. I feel so alone, no one ever reads this journal, or even comments to let me know that I'm not suffering alone. It's cold here, and I want to die, but I cannot figure out how many of you to take with me when I go.

I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I must fuck 80 girls in 2 days And that I have bipolar disorder.

You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you you're a moron.

A tralalalalala

That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with this thought - sharing your life with strangers on the internet is the cheapest form of therapy available. Leave a comment and tell me I'm beautiful.
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