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Fifteenth Article

Feb 14, 2010 21:03

It is, after all, Valentine's we send our hearts to the one we love most. I think its about time I be honest with you about my feelings ( Read more... )

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stay_cool_bro February 15 2010, 02:27:59 UTC

... WHY IS EVERYONE PRETENDING THEY'RE FROM SHAKESPEARE?

Did I MISS something? Is there a play going on?

izlegal February 15 2010, 02:41:10 UTC

Shakespeare? Why, my good man, I've not a clue what you mean.

As to the play, I would not know.

stay_cool_bro February 15 2010, 02:44:23 UTC

I mean you sound snobbier than usual!

izlegal February 15 2010, 02:48:09 UTC

My affections are great--perhaps I am overwhelmed.

stay_cool_bro February 15 2010, 02:51:05 UTC

Do girls really go for that stuff these days?

izlegal February 15 2010, 02:58:16 UTC

I knowst not.

stay_cool_bro February 15 2010, 03:00:42 UTC

Well uh. Good luck, I guess.

[If he knew Luke's wife was called Flora, he's forgotten]

izlegal February 15 2010, 04:04:34 UTC

Thank you. There are many mountains I must climb to win her love.

This is just your "use crack icons" post, innit stay_cool_bro February 15 2010, 04:08:18 UTC

Huh? Aren't you talking about your wife?

i have... no icons that correspond. really izlegal February 15 2010, 04:36:10 UTC

No, alas. Were she, my heart would not ache so.

stay_cool_bro February 15 2010, 04:37:56 UTC

But - what?! I thought -

izlegal February 15 2010, 04:48:09 UTC

Flora has a better agenda to other men, it seems.

[He finds it odd, though, since he and Flora had a rather romantic morning.]

stay_cool_bro February 15 2010, 05:12:50 UTC

So Flora's your wife?

- And she cheated on you? Aw, man.

izlegal February 15 2010, 12:14:24 UTC

That seems to be the short of it.

stay_cool_bro February 15 2010, 15:46:29 UTC

... Are you trying to make her jealous or something?

izlegal February 16 2010, 04:40:30 UTC

No, her dishonesty was a mere prompt.

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