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if_she_hollers November 27 2009, 22:09:18 UTC
. . . That's like, totally uncanny. Where's like, mini-Luke? I've just like, got to see this.

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izlegal November 27 2009, 23:23:57 UTC
He lives on 947 Beulah Lane. Just try not to frighten or upset him. It's kind of weird for both of us.

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if_she_hollers November 28 2009, 04:15:50 UTC
K. Maybe I'll like, give him some time to adjust first.

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So. Everything died down now? No more acid rain, deaths, or unwanted returns? If so, I believe there's an explanation I still owe you.

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izlegal November 28 2009, 04:54:40 UTC
Probably best. He's a good kid--well, I was... however you want to look at it.

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Yes, now's a fine time, if you're willing.

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if_she_hollers November 28 2009, 05:10:30 UTC
Hm? Heh, so like, are you saying you're not anymore?

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I suppose it's a good a time as any. Let's keep it short -- Here goes. I was framed for murder. Or as far as you know, I committed murder. It doesn't matter either way. There are a few people here from my time period, and it would be a more-than-minor inconvenience for me if word about this got out. Hence the fake persona.

As for why I stabbed you? That's simple enough. I thought you would hurt me or any of the others in my house. I do what I can to protect the people I care about. No matter the cost. I could make some vague threats right about now -- If you feel the urge to share this information with anyone, I'll hurt Flora, I'll hurt mini-Luke, I'll hurt whoever. But that would be stupid. I shared this information voluntarily, because I get the feeling you'd understand. Maybe I'm wrong. But I don't think you'll blab.

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izlegal November 28 2009, 05:45:53 UTC
Ah, no, of course not. He's still a child, and I've been legally an adult for a while now.

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Hmh...

I do. I share your sympathies, Miss Mimi, so I'll keep the secret. Mind, it would be a battle of wits if you were to turn on me, but I'm fine with an understanding. [Criminal types; he'd grow used to them after years as a reporter, really.]

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if_she_hollers November 28 2009, 13:52:31 UTC
Like, are you sure? You could totally still pass for like, sixteen.

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Hm? You're pretty slick if you've guessed my real name already. But don't get too comfortable with it. Mimi's dead. Killed in a car accident -- Or . . . maybe not an accident. But Ini's the one who had to live on, alone.

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izlegal November 28 2009, 16:29:35 UTC
Ah-ha, no; twenty-three, but the flattery is appreciated.

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Miss Ini, then.

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if_she_hollers November 28 2009, 21:50:23 UTC
Like, no way. You're twenty-three?! That's totally the same age as --

Um. Like, never mind.

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Anyway. Criminal or no, I'm a pretty darn good nurse. If you ever need anything and Magic-woman's not around, feel free to give me a call. You and Flora are just too cute.

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izlegal November 28 2009, 23:03:47 UTC
Same age as...?

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[Magic woman... fff....] Of course, I'll remember that.

[and then actually repeating that in his head, he catches the last part.] Ah, and thank you...

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if_she_hollers November 29 2009, 03:56:24 UTC
As like. My. Best friend. Like, yeah. Her name is like, Billy Bob or something. Billie.

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Flora's adorable. Don't go breaking her heart now.

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adsflkj html illudes me izlegal November 29 2009, 04:34:35 UTC
[...] You've... forgotten your best friends name?

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I... [a really long pause] wasn't planning on it.

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=O if_she_hollers November 29 2009, 18:42:32 UTC
. . . Um. Like, it's totally not my fault that she moved away to Alaska and I like, never saw her again.

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Like. Too cute.

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izlegal November 29 2009, 18:53:30 UTC
I suppose that could cause a little bit of memory lapse. [Btw, your friends name... is totally fishy, but he doesn't really care enough to announce that]

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Pl-please refrain from talking like that. We're just friends. [doesn't want this to be some sort of public gossip, sobb]

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if_she_hollers November 29 2009, 20:37:46 UTC
Like, yeah. Memory lapse. Totally.

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Yeah, I've like, totally never heard that one before. But like, whatever you say ~

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