Stop me if you've heard this one before.

[izkariote]

I should be posting about my day, but this amused me too much.

Here's another e-mail, brought to you by a guy I would like to call My Blathering, Self-Righteous Idiot of the Day:

SUBJECT LINE: I want to be a fan, but...

Please stop making gay stories for bleach or any other anime show. Because it's sick. Why do you people want to see two men fucking each other? If you want something to write about then here is a few people to write about. ByakuyaxMomo byakuyaxNanao ByakuyaxUnohana ByakuyaxYoruichi ByakuyaxRangiku ByakuyaxRukia ByakuyaxOrihime. Try this you will get better results.

Suffice to say, I was Amused. Capital letter intended.

Here's my response:

i there! I have some suggestions of my own to give to you. :3

First: try to avoid telling writers what to do. I don't tell you what to read, so don't tell me what to write.

Second: review your basic punctuation and grammar lessons from high school. People might actually be inclined to listen to you if you knew how to write properly.

Thanks for writing, but don't think I'm going to stop anytime soon~

Honestly, I have a special place in my heart for these people. They remind me of how much better my life is in comparison to their own.

Second post will follow about more mundane things when I get home, maybe. In order news, I FINALLY have a copy of Privilege of the Sword