Srsly, I suck at this title thing. @_@
Went back to the office today~ it was kinda annoying, though, because the LAN cable I use to directly connect to the teh awesome godly office intarwebz connection was jacked for some reason. u_u Ended up subsiding on the wireless, but that wasn't really bad because it's actually a little slower but a little more stable than my direct connection at
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-Death the Kidd has no mother. He was dropped down a chimney by a dark, hellhound-driven chariot. ...Good thing he came with an instruction manual.
-He washes his hands with five different soap bars, cleans them with three different towels, and uses two types of alcogel before he's satisfied with himself.
-He always parks his skateboard in the Academy parking lot's slot which he calculated to have optimal shade from the laughing sun at all times.
B. HE'S AN EFFING HYPOCRITE. WHAT'S ALL THAT ABOUT SYMMETRY WHEN HIS HAIR'S JACKED UP?
C. He holds his guns upside down. Nuff said.
D.
-Prior to meeting Patty and Liz, he met the Thompson Brothers, Pat and Li. Things worked out swimmingly for a while. ...And then he started complaining about their disproportional dick sizes.
-He and Black*Star accidentally kissed locked lips when they bungled into each other during a spar. Now he's having a hard time being in the same room with the noisy ninja.
-Patty and Liz once offered to comfort him not with words but with sex during one of his emo deluges. The overdose of non-symmetrical boob sizes made Kidd swear off women for the rest of his life.
-He tried asking Dr. Frankenstein about helping him and the Thompson Sisters train. Stein asked if he could cut off his pinkies for research purposes -- both of them, in order for him to stay symmetrical. Patty and Liz had to drag him off before he could decide that it was a good idea.
-Kidd WAS supposed to be in the Academy way before, but he failed the entrance exam: he was displeased at the non-symmetrical writing of his name.
E. EVERYFUCKINGBODY IN DEATH CITY. THEY ARE NOT SYMMETRICAL.
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