bored to death
oh my fricken ga! i am bored to death!!!! this winter break has been crap so far, and right now im sitting here worrying about finals, its the last night of wb and i want a guy right now! (CAUSE IM ABOUT TO DIE)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg
welll i guess theres nothing else to do but give some yo mama jokes... here goes
yo mama is so fat if she was one of the three little pigs shed say, "Not by the hair on my 26 chins"
yo mama is so old, when she was born there was no such thing as history class
yo mama is poor she cant afford to pay attention
yo mama so old jesus is in her school yearbook
yo mama is so fat when she walked in the door at jenny craig, they said, "sorry we dont do miracles"
yo mama is so fat she broke your family tree
yo mama is so fat shes on both sides of the family
yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
yo mama is so fat she cant even jump to a conclusion
yo mama is so old she was a waitress at the last supper
yo mama is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, "please step out of the car ma'am."
<3 hope you enjoyed!
welll i guess theres nothing else to do but give some yo mama jokes... here goes
yo mama is so fat if she was one of the three little pigs shed say, "Not by the hair on my 26 chins"
yo mama is so old, when she was born there was no such thing as history class
yo mama is poor she cant afford to pay attention
yo mama so old jesus is in her school yearbook
yo mama is so fat when she walked in the door at jenny craig, they said, "sorry we dont do miracles"
yo mama is so fat she broke your family tree
yo mama is so fat shes on both sides of the family
yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
yo mama is so fat she cant even jump to a conclusion
yo mama is so old she was a waitress at the last supper
yo mama is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, "please step out of the car ma'am."
<3 hope you enjoyed!