Fun Facts: The Scarlet Crusade

Jun 20, 2010 12:48

Lately, it seems that more and more people on both factions are making Scarlet Crusade guilds and trying to pass them off as being a good-aligned 'awakening' or redemption or some nonsense like that.

Sorry guys, that's already in the lore. It's called the Argent Dawn/Argent Crusade. That's right. You're just roleplaying members of the Argent Crusade who wanna be special so they stuck with the red theme and gave themselves self-aggrandizing titles in an effort to make every little cuberbunny in Goldshire go "OMG UR A GENERAL THAT'S KEWL." That, or you're an especially self-important loser in a game thriving off of self-important losers like you and me.

Nonhumans hate Scarlets. There is no ifs, ands, or buts about this. Hell, the Alliance doesn't even pretend to be allied with them. The only reason the Alliance hasn't gone up there and put them out of their misery is because they are effective and if things go bad the Alliance can say "We don't know those guys."

For every Scarlet RPer on the Horde: seriously man, what the hell? There isn't a single race in the Horde a Scarlet Crusader wouldn't take one look at and shove a sword in their chest to cleanse them. To a Scarlet, the only good nonhuman is a dead nonhuman with the sense to stop moving.

For the Scarlet RPers making nice with that cute night elf girl in Stormwind: Stop being bad at RPing. If you have to RP a Scarlet, RP a fucking Scarlet. You are a sociopathic, racist religious extremist. You are the embodiment of a knight templar personality and you hate nonhumans. That night elf girl to a Scarlet registers the same on their sex drive as a goat.

Long story short: Stop sucking at RP, people.
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