I was going to post this on tumblr but I realised there are three people on there who would care
and most of you guys actually are interested in My Chem so yep
anways uh i had the best conversation today about the different members of my chem's seduction techniques based on fanon and canon combined!!!
because gerard would totally writes odes of love and write your names together in the unicorn notebook he stole from mikey (and mikey would totally like that back, thank you very much) and probably do something really faily but also endearing (we came up with increasingly ridiculous scenarios ranging from going overboard on the rose petals to catching you a dolphin with his bare hands because that is just how much he loves you!!!) and you'd end up just taking him aside and telling him to stop before any serious destruction of property and/or maiming occurred
and ray would be also ~*spicy suave spanish hunk*~ and sweep you off your feet and you'd just swoon end of story just look at his thighs i mean come on
bob has no seduction technique because all he has to do is say "now"
and frank's technique of "just take your penis out" is actually only successful because he's only tried it on jamia
and then we were stumped with mikey because is fanon he's all dominatrix-boots-tight-jeans-sex-bomb but in real life he's gangly and has a stupid face and is a total dork so we decidedyou'd just be hanging out with him and then suddenly you're like whoa! he is a total sex bomb! the end
in other news this fandom is so much fun how could i have forgotten
anways uh i had the best conversation today about the different members of my chem's seduction techniques based on fanon and canon combined!!!
because gerard would totally writes odes of love and write your names together in the unicorn notebook he stole from mikey (and mikey would totally like that back, thank you very much) and probably do something really faily but also endearing (we came up with increasingly ridiculous scenarios ranging from going overboard on the rose petals to catching you a dolphin with his bare hands because that is just how much he loves you!!!) and you'd end up just taking him aside and telling him to stop before any serious destruction of property and/or maiming occurred
and ray would be also ~*spicy suave spanish hunk*~ and sweep you off your feet and you'd just swoon end of story just look at his thighs i mean come on
bob has no seduction technique because all he has to do is say "now"
and frank's technique of "just take your penis out" is actually only successful because he's only tried it on jamia
and then we were stumped with mikey because is fanon he's all dominatrix-boots-tight-jeans-sex-bomb but in real life he's gangly and has a stupid face and is a total dork so we decidedyou'd just be hanging out with him and then suddenly you're like whoa! he is a total sex bomb! the end
in other news this fandom is so much fun how could i have forgotten