I'll stab you in the spleen with a spork!
Name: Ashley
Nickname: Ash, Schmo-schmo, Smashley
Age: 26... will be 27 on Wednesday
Birthdate: 8/6/81
Height: 5'7"
Likes: The Office, strawberry fruit rollups, ice cream, and dachshunds.
Dislikes: Stupid people, working with stupid people, unicorns and dolphins.
Strong Points: I'm intelligent and honest.
Weak Points: I'm sometimes too honest. I tend to hurt people's feelings a lot. I'm also selfish.
Pet Peeves: Pen clickers... you know, those jerks who sit around all day clicking their pens over and over and over... jerks.
Hobbies: Sleeping, watching really dumb reality TV, spending moneys, playing with my dogs, and watching movies.
Talents: Umm... I'm really good at Monopoly?
Favorite Color: turquoise
Favorite Food: pizza or ice cream
Favorite Sport: volleyball
Mature or Immature?: Both, I guess. I try to be an adult most of the time, but I realize that I generally fail at it.
Leader or Follower?: Leader. I don't like to be bossed around especially when I know that I'm smarter than my bosses.
Favorite Character [Any reason why?]: I love Gir. He is the most quotable. And adorable.
Would you like to be stamped as a character of your same gender, or do you have no preference?: No preference.
Do you believe in anything paranormal (ESP, extraterrestrial life, ghosts, etc)?: I believe in it all. Anything is possible.
Anything else?: Umm... I'm hungry for funnel cakes?
And just for fun, who do you think you'll get?: Most likely Dib. I'm egotistical like him.
Suggestions for more questions?: Favorite episode & why.
And please post a picture of yourself behind an LJ-cut or a description if you prefer.
