haikus

Aug 14, 2009 22:21

Title: Untitled
Genre: Gen
Rating: G
Pairings: none/gen
Warnings: ^^ lots of kagome cuz shes my fav!
Summary: my collection of inu yasha haikus
Stolen from the farm
Kagome probe my anus.
Is it a jewel shard?

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Steaming lump of turd
flies buzzing all over it.
Turd squashed on Shippo's foot.

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Fiery sensation
visions of dancing demons
Lord Sesshoumaru

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Sounded like a fart
Shot out like a torpedo
It's just Sango nagging.

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Took a dump today
swirling water flush my cares
I named it Kagome.
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