Week 16
Title / Heartless, Soulless Demonspawn Seeks Same (No Hanyou)
Author / Salome
Rating / T
Word Count / 227
Genre / Crack
Characters / Kagura
Summary / Kagura places a personal ad.
Warning / Ridiculousness
Author's Note / Part of a series of personal ads for Inuyasha characters that somehow fan art and iycaptions seem to inspire.
Salome, 11/08
Heartless, Soulless Demonspawn Seeks Same (No Hanyou)
FeudalMatch.com Personal Information Form
Please answer all questions honestly and thoroughly to help us find your perfect match!
Name: Kagura
Occupation: Wind Sorceress and Evil Vassal
Age: Prefer Not to Tell
Comment: Sorry, the form won't accept "1" as an answer.
Eyes: Cherry Red
Hair: Black as Death (but shinier)
Sexual Preference: Heterosexual
Comment: Actually, I think I'm "bi-curious" or maybe "socially bi," but no one's ever gotten close enough to touch me without death or disfigurement. Willing to experiment. Will you be the one?
Body Modification: Earrings and a spider-shaped scar covering most of my back
Hobbies: Fan display, kimono layering, floating off on a giant feather
Family Background: Well, my "father" is hanyou, composed of a thousand lesser demons and one pathetic human wretch. I don't have a mother. I do have a ghostlike, mirror-obsessed sister and a bunch of other now-dead siblings of various monstrous sorts. Oh, and I guess you could call the shard-controlled zombie slayer boy that I'm responsible for the family "pet." I know I sound like a freak, but I'm really just misunderstood. *smile*
Pet Peeves: Stinky baboon pelts, tentacles, and jokes about "passing wind" and "blow jobs"
My Perfect Match Would Be: A strong, handsome youkai who can defend himself and is very good at finding hidden things. Would settle for a quick battle and a good hard romp.
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Author / Salome
Rating / T
Word Count / 227
Genre / Crack
Characters / Kagura
Summary / Kagura places a personal ad.
Warning / Ridiculousness
Author's Note / Part of a series of personal ads for Inuyasha characters that somehow fan art and iycaptions seem to inspire.
Salome, 11/08
Heartless, Soulless Demonspawn Seeks Same (No Hanyou)
FeudalMatch.com Personal Information Form
Please answer all questions honestly and thoroughly to help us find your perfect match!
Name: Kagura
Occupation: Wind Sorceress and Evil Vassal
Age: Prefer Not to Tell
Comment: Sorry, the form won't accept "1" as an answer.
Eyes: Cherry Red
Hair: Black as Death (but shinier)
Sexual Preference: Heterosexual
Comment: Actually, I think I'm "bi-curious" or maybe "socially bi," but no one's ever gotten close enough to touch me without death or disfigurement. Willing to experiment. Will you be the one?
Body Modification: Earrings and a spider-shaped scar covering most of my back
Hobbies: Fan display, kimono layering, floating off on a giant feather
Family Background: Well, my "father" is hanyou, composed of a thousand lesser demons and one pathetic human wretch. I don't have a mother. I do have a ghostlike, mirror-obsessed sister and a bunch of other now-dead siblings of various monstrous sorts. Oh, and I guess you could call the shard-controlled zombie slayer boy that I'm responsible for the family "pet." I know I sound like a freak, but I'm really just misunderstood. *smile*
Pet Peeves: Stinky baboon pelts, tentacles, and jokes about "passing wind" and "blow jobs"
My Perfect Match Would Be: A strong, handsome youkai who can defend himself and is very good at finding hidden things. Would settle for a quick battle and a good hard romp.
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