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QUICK RUNDOWN OF PEOPLE YOU SHOULD APP IN CHRNO CRUSADE WITH SPOILERS ABOUND:
Fiore
- Maid tops. :(
- She also disapproves of random acts of destruction. It's rude.
- Derederedere. . . Waiiit. She's macking on a minor!
- D-D'aww.
- Attn: My maid is smoking hot.
- And the most badass of the Sinner's hobos.
- She is also happily married. Thank you very much.
- Chrno Crusade means happy families for everyo- Pffthahaha!
- If this doesn't break your heart. . . Then you don't have one. :( B-Baww.
- Oh, right. She's a zombie. :Db
- And can summon badass mecha! :DDDb
Shader
- Sexy demon scientist catgirl. Do I have to say anything else?
- What is personal space?
- She is here to rape all your cute children. >D
- And your rapists too, of course.
- Basically, she tops everyone ever.
- Because she is a sexy demon scientist catgirl that is a JESUS.
Azmaria
- She's a singing jesus loli!
- Who fails at lying! E-Eating peanuts with her eyes, what.
- With an emo backstory. Baww. :(
- She's a little faint of heart.
- But not always!
- Again, Joshua is the man of her dreams.
- She comes with rape faces, guys!
- Az is a klutz. Always.
- That Az is always on the ball! Really!
- Even when she's badass. . . Az is always Az.
Aion
- He has a pet bald eagle! How cute!
- Again, Maid tops.
- A-Aion is made of fail. This is the final boss, guys.
- He is also made of lots and lots of rape.
- Seriously lots and lots of rape.
- Note: He is saying the half-dead corpse that is blown in half. . . Never really changes.
- Remember: Chrno Crusade believes in all forms of sibling obsession.
- He is oh so classy and vain, really.
- And poetic!
Fiore
- Maid tops. :(
- She also disapproves of random acts of destruction. It's rude.
- Derederedere. . . Waiiit. She's macking on a minor!
- D-D'aww.
- Attn: My maid is smoking hot.
- And the most badass of the Sinner's hobos.
- She is also happily married. Thank you very much.
- Chrno Crusade means happy families for everyo- Pffthahaha!
- If this doesn't break your heart. . . Then you don't have one. :( B-Baww.
- Oh, right. She's a zombie. :Db
- And can summon badass mecha! :DDDb
Shader
- Sexy demon scientist catgirl. Do I have to say anything else?
- What is personal space?
- She is here to rape all your cute children. >D
- And your rapists too, of course.
- Basically, she tops everyone ever.
- Because she is a sexy demon scientist catgirl that is a JESUS.
Azmaria
- She's a singing jesus loli!
- Who fails at lying! E-Eating peanuts with her eyes, what.
- With an emo backstory. Baww. :(
- She's a little faint of heart.
- But not always!
- Again, Joshua is the man of her dreams.
- She comes with rape faces, guys!
- Az is a klutz. Always.
- That Az is always on the ball! Really!
- Even when she's badass. . . Az is always Az.
Aion
- He has a pet bald eagle! How cute!
- Again, Maid tops.
- A-Aion is made of fail. This is the final boss, guys.
- He is also made of lots and lots of rape.
- Seriously lots and lots of rape.
- Note: He is saying the half-dead corpse that is blown in half. . . Never really changes.
- Remember: Chrno Crusade believes in all forms of sibling obsession.
- He is oh so classy and vain, really.
- And poetic!