You have to read this. you'll pee laughing

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ok so last night i was gettin my bowl on with corey and brandon and the rest of the gang. and all of a sudden i get a phone call from a pissed of mother, my pissed off mother. apparently mike chin and some other "cool" kids came to my house and paintballed it. lol. little did they know my dad is a swat team psycho that sleeps with his eyes open. so they shot it. prolly laughed a bit, while my dad got in the mini van and chased them down. hahahaha. well eventualy he caught them. i guess they were shitting bricks when he came up to the car. and mike chin told him that they did it cause i t.ped mikes house the night before. hahaha. i was at brandons for most of the night. then i slept at kattie debows. not at mike chins house. so anyways my mom believed me when i told her i wasnt there and i said mom im gonna call mike chin. so i called. i said mike whats up dude. you lied to my dad and hes pissed. and well... derek thought he would be a hard ass and yell through the phone that im a faggot and all this other shit. so iwas like ok. they hung up. and we left the bowling alley eaton rapids bound. when we got close i gave josh deeter a call on a sinking suspicion that he was with them. he said yea im with them. i said "where are you guys" josh says "why" and i say "where the fuck are you guys" and josh is like i g2g. so i give my mom a call and im like mom im on my way to e.r if i call from jail bail me out. and she said ok. lol. cause she really cares about mike chin. anyways we ended up at mike chins house he was freakin out. we got his mom involved. she is a fucking bitch she told me im a liar. and that i cant be trusted and she doesnt like me. lol. o well, corey told that bitch. so anyways we scared the shit out of mike chin, pissed off his mom, bowled a bit, and hung out at coreys afterward. over all i give this night ... a 50! oh and i got a cool spiderman back pack and some starwars note books. and my shoes came! how sweet of a day!

<3 jordan