CRAZY FUCKING PSYCHO BITCH
sit down little children and hear my tale.
so, i used to live in this appartment complex, and this guy lived next door, my mom and him were friends. one day his girlfriend decides to move in with him >because hes the father of her child< so its like manditory right >atleast thats her oppinion<. well friends usually CONVERSE, am i right? so conversing usually means the exchange of some friendly or not so friendly words, but the only problem was that when my mom and him spoke, even with a mere 'hi' rhoda >name of crazy girlfriend< got this deranged idea that they were having an AFFAIR. so one night she goes PSYCHO on my mom, and calls her at 3 in the morning telling her to leave her man alone, and blahblahblah, your a bitch, you slut, ladida. even comes to our door and starts banging on it. THREE IN THE FUCKING MORNING. my mom is freakin out, shawn >the boyfriend< isnt doing a damn thing about it prolly cuz hes scared as hell. and this happens a few more times, but then it was kinda resolved and my mom and her just didn't speak. so we moved out at the beginning of summer, but my mom and shaun still talk sometimes, but my mom makes it a point not to call at home, cuz this woman might decide to go all freddy crugar style on her ass and like murder her in her sleep.
so today shaun calls my mom, and tells her to call him back. > so my mom does, on the home line, cuz thats where he said to call< well they have caller i d. so she calls my mom back screams some profantities, tells her to 'STOP CALLING MY HOUSE AND DISRESPECTING ME YOU FUCKING BITCH!' and repeatedly calls my moms cell.
so now our phone is off the hook due to this 'scorned woman'.
the end
so, i used to live in this appartment complex, and this guy lived next door, my mom and him were friends. one day his girlfriend decides to move in with him >because hes the father of her child< so its like manditory right >atleast thats her oppinion<. well friends usually CONVERSE, am i right? so conversing usually means the exchange of some friendly or not so friendly words, but the only problem was that when my mom and him spoke, even with a mere 'hi' rhoda >name of crazy girlfriend< got this deranged idea that they were having an AFFAIR. so one night she goes PSYCHO on my mom, and calls her at 3 in the morning telling her to leave her man alone, and blahblahblah, your a bitch, you slut, ladida. even comes to our door and starts banging on it. THREE IN THE FUCKING MORNING. my mom is freakin out, shawn >the boyfriend< isnt doing a damn thing about it prolly cuz hes scared as hell. and this happens a few more times, but then it was kinda resolved and my mom and her just didn't speak. so we moved out at the beginning of summer, but my mom and shaun still talk sometimes, but my mom makes it a point not to call at home, cuz this woman might decide to go all freddy crugar style on her ass and like murder her in her sleep.
so today shaun calls my mom, and tells her to call him back. > so my mom does, on the home line, cuz thats where he said to call< well they have caller i d. so she calls my mom back screams some profantities, tells her to 'STOP CALLING MY HOUSE AND DISRESPECTING ME YOU FUCKING BITCH!' and repeatedly calls my moms cell.
so now our phone is off the hook due to this 'scorned woman'.
the end