An Actual Conversation.
Me: So basically Jesus is like the new and improved Moses? like- 'forget moses, its about ME now!!"
Her: I mean, Moses did part the sea and lead the israelites across
Me: yeah but jesus could WALK on water! He was like 'so what you can walk through it, bitch ill walk on TOP of it!'. And not for nothing, but Jesus turned water into wine. OF COURSE im a Christian! thats my kind of messiah.
Her: yeah moses lead the israelites around the desert for 80 years...
She: If someone offered me a glass of wine after i was lead around the desert for 80 years, id go with that guy.
More timeless lines that have been recorded the past two nights:
"ohhhhmygooodddd, deep fried chicken nuggets. there is absolutely nothing better. not even true love"
"Megan, im going to remember that next time your heart is broken and im just going to bring you loads of chicken nuggets"
"Prince Harry is ugly as fuck. Lets face it- if you met him at a bar and he said he works in sanitation, you'd dismiss him almost immediately"
Her: I mean, Moses did part the sea and lead the israelites across
Me: yeah but jesus could WALK on water! He was like 'so what you can walk through it, bitch ill walk on TOP of it!'. And not for nothing, but Jesus turned water into wine. OF COURSE im a Christian! thats my kind of messiah.
Her: yeah moses lead the israelites around the desert for 80 years...
She: If someone offered me a glass of wine after i was lead around the desert for 80 years, id go with that guy.
More timeless lines that have been recorded the past two nights:
"ohhhhmygooodddd, deep fried chicken nuggets. there is absolutely nothing better. not even true love"
"Megan, im going to remember that next time your heart is broken and im just going to bring you loads of chicken nuggets"
"Prince Harry is ugly as fuck. Lets face it- if you met him at a bar and he said he works in sanitation, you'd dismiss him almost immediately"