Flowers, Beer, and Shit.
Well, I guess I will start off with the 'flowers' part of my subject.... Friday I decided since Abbey was telling me how a guy never got her flowers before or something like that I thought that was crazy and since I like her and all anyways (Oh, there goes the secret.. I don't care, everyone knows now) I went and bought her flowers and took them to school during school and left them in the back of her truck... and I guess she knew it was me because after school was over for about 3 minutes she was callin' me. But, anyways that was cool... So anyways later on Friday. Jimmy shows up at David's for the first time in 2 or 3 weeks. And instantly like me and him always do we get a party started. I was trying to decide what we were gonna drink that night. So, I guess we got a variety... We got a bottle of Seagram 7 Crown and 3 2 liters of 7 up which makes a drink called '7 and 7' which is some good shit. All together I think we had between 70-80 beers I think we had Bud Light, Old Milwaukee, Natural Light, and something else I don't remember. So we get home and get started and then everyone starts showing up. It was just Me, Jimmy, Carla, David, Florence.. then Jennifer, John, Brandy, Derrick, Rita, Big Dave, Misty and I don't know who else but there was a lot of people there and people kept bringing there own beer so last night we were stocked up.. So we are drinking and everything Jennifer, John and Brandy leave and go out to the Ale House they come back Jennifer is fucked up mooning everybody and shit so her and John go home and leave this Brandy girl there which is 19 and one of Jenn's friends. And she was asking what nationality we all were me, David, and Jenn. And I said I'm Irish, David is Welch, Jenn is Mexican (just fuckin' around.. cause it's an inside-family joke to call my sister mexican since she is the darkest one out of all of us.) So, anyways this Brandy bitch starts jumping down my fuckin throat saying "Don't you talk shit about Jennifer blah blah blah" And I went off on this bitch. God, I was all in her grill. Cussin her out like crazy.. And then she didn't have nothin else to say. And after about another hour. I'm talkin to Dave and Big Dave about my truck and she says are you talkin about me. You better not be I said bitch, you need to shut the fuck up because If i was talkin about you you'd know it take your ass somewhere else we don't want you here so eventually her and her brother that was there which I forgot his name they left. So anyways we were drinking I finished my glass of 7and7 and Big Dave was makin him a glass and as he turned to put the 7 back in the freezer I switched glasses w/ my empty one and hauled ass out the front door in the yard. So. he comes after me throws a fuckin beer at me gets beer all over me which results in me being in just my boxers for about 3 hours until someone says at like 3:00 GRANDMA IS COMING DOWN THE ROAD! everyone is like hide the liqour blah blah blah flippin out and I'm like wheres my pants gotta get my pants on and then it turns out she wasn't even comin... Anyways me and Big Dave were playin a card game called Hi Lo. Which is basically like War. The lower number has to take a shot. But, we were just doin it out of glasses just a good swig.. and we made it so if the person gets a joker on you you have to drink a whole glass so Dave got a joker on me. Man, after I chugged that whole glass after I already had about 5 of em plus 20 somethin beers I was fucked. I really wish I could say all the details that happened but, this would be like a million words long literally well, day light comes and guess what we are still partying at 7 in the morning. So, I think I ventured my ass home around that time... got in trouble what not.. and anyways.. after you drink like a lot. it makes you really have to shit like have diarhea and everyone down at David's was shitting LOL. and I didn't feel like shitting so I held it in and at work tonight. It started hurting so bad and I almost cried I could barely move I had to shit so bad. So I'm on Drive-Thru got customers I just drop everything goto the bathroom and just let it all fall out and damn did it stink but, I felt better after I was done. Well, anyways here is one of those survey things that Erin sent me..
1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME? Anthony Michael Register
2. WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? Green Plaid Boxers.
3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Nothin Actually
4. WHAT'S THE LAST THING YOU ATE? I ate a scrambled egg this morning thats all and it isn't helping my hangover
5. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? No
6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Blue
7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW? Dark and Cold
8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My grandma called my work. BEcause I parked the truck up on this hill and it makes the truck all crooked and shit and she said "GET MY GOD DAMN TRUCK OF THAT GOD DAMN FUCKIN HILL!" It was funny
9. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS? Yea
10. HOW OLD ARE YOU TODAY? 16 and 10/12
11. FAVORITE DRINK? The Incredible Hulk/Old Milwaukee's Best
12. Hair Color? Red
13. SIBLINGS? 5 Brothers, 4 Sisters
14. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? No
15. FAVORITE MONTH? April = July
16. FAVORITE FOOD? Hamburger
17. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Valentine's Day
18. SUMMER OR WINTER? SPRING OR FALL? Spring and Summer
19. HUGS OR KISSES? Both
20. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Vanilla
21. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO E-MAIL BACK? I don't care
22. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? No one
23. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Everyone
24. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS? I live in a yellow double-wide mobile home on a 1/4 acre with 4 bedrooms and two bath.
25. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? A few months ago
26. WHAT IS UNDER YOUR BED? A walmart bag full of CD's from the party last night
27. WHO IS THE FRIEND YOU HAVE HAD THE LONGEST? Amanda.
28. WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? Partied like Bob Marley.. I don't know how he parties but it was crazy.
29. FAVORITE SMELL? Gas
30. WHAT INSPIRES YOU? (I'll have to go w/ the same as Erin..) Abbey.. shes my role model HAH
31. WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? Drowning
32. POPCORN...PLAIN, BUTTERED OR SALTED? Buttered
33. FAVORITE CAR? .. 1999-2005 F-350 Crew Cab Long Bed Turbo Diseal 4 Wheel Drive.
34. FAVORITE FLOWER? I don't really like flowers unless I'm giving them.
35. NUMBER OF KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING? 1
36. CAN YOU JUGGLE? Yes
37. FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK? Friday-Saturday
38. WHAT DID YOU DO ON YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY? I had to goto work.
39. HOW MANY STATES HAVE YOU LIVED IN? 2
41. HOW MANY CITIES HAVE YOU LIVED IN? 3 I think.
42. HOW MANY COUNTRIES HAVE YOU LIVED IN? 1
43. HOW MANY CARS HAVE YOU HAD & WHAT WAS THE FIRST CAR THAT YOU HAD? 1. 1984 Ford Bronco II 5 Speed 4x4 POS
44. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? Macomb County Hospital in Detroit, MI.
I guess that's all for now I'll holler at ya'll later.
WORD COUNT: 1,350
1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME? Anthony Michael Register
2. WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? Green Plaid Boxers.
3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Nothin Actually
4. WHAT'S THE LAST THING YOU ATE? I ate a scrambled egg this morning thats all and it isn't helping my hangover
5. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? No
6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Blue
7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW? Dark and Cold
8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My grandma called my work. BEcause I parked the truck up on this hill and it makes the truck all crooked and shit and she said "GET MY GOD DAMN TRUCK OF THAT GOD DAMN FUCKIN HILL!" It was funny
9. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS? Yea
10. HOW OLD ARE YOU TODAY? 16 and 10/12
11. FAVORITE DRINK? The Incredible Hulk/Old Milwaukee's Best
12. Hair Color? Red
13. SIBLINGS? 5 Brothers, 4 Sisters
14. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? No
15. FAVORITE MONTH? April = July
16. FAVORITE FOOD? Hamburger
17. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Valentine's Day
18. SUMMER OR WINTER? SPRING OR FALL? Spring and Summer
19. HUGS OR KISSES? Both
20. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Vanilla
21. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO E-MAIL BACK? I don't care
22. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? No one
23. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Everyone
24. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS? I live in a yellow double-wide mobile home on a 1/4 acre with 4 bedrooms and two bath.
25. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? A few months ago
26. WHAT IS UNDER YOUR BED? A walmart bag full of CD's from the party last night
27. WHO IS THE FRIEND YOU HAVE HAD THE LONGEST? Amanda.
28. WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? Partied like Bob Marley.. I don't know how he parties but it was crazy.
29. FAVORITE SMELL? Gas
30. WHAT INSPIRES YOU? (I'll have to go w/ the same as Erin..) Abbey.. shes my role model HAH
31. WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? Drowning
32. POPCORN...PLAIN, BUTTERED OR SALTED? Buttered
33. FAVORITE CAR? .. 1999-2005 F-350 Crew Cab Long Bed Turbo Diseal 4 Wheel Drive.
34. FAVORITE FLOWER? I don't really like flowers unless I'm giving them.
35. NUMBER OF KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING? 1
36. CAN YOU JUGGLE? Yes
37. FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK? Friday-Saturday
38. WHAT DID YOU DO ON YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY? I had to goto work.
39. HOW MANY STATES HAVE YOU LIVED IN? 2
41. HOW MANY CITIES HAVE YOU LIVED IN? 3 I think.
42. HOW MANY COUNTRIES HAVE YOU LIVED IN? 1
43. HOW MANY CARS HAVE YOU HAD & WHAT WAS THE FIRST CAR THAT YOU HAD? 1. 1984 Ford Bronco II 5 Speed 4x4 POS
44. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? Macomb County Hospital in Detroit, MI.
I guess that's all for now I'll holler at ya'll later.
WORD COUNT: 1,350