For Madi.
If anyone but Madi reads this I promise you that you will not understand, so don't try to.
Dear Motivation,
I know it sucks that I moved out but I will always be there for you whenever you need me. So just pick up the phone and call.... I'm always here for you even when JNCO's are to heavy to swim in. -And even if you ruin my sweater, it's okay, we can still be friends. Also, Superman really needs to move because he hits me whenever I get up in the morning.
Sorry that we can't go to Hardrock every Thursday and get Sunday's that make us sick because we eat to much, but don't worry we can still eat three bagel bites. :-) I promise I will defrost them for twenty seconds before microwaving because otherwise there would be CHEASE EVERYWHERE! And even when the FBI agents are hiding behind me saying "Banana, Monkey, two by four, over." I will still talk to you on the internet because I am the Goverment and I own you. SO just think of me when you have bubble baths in the pool becuase even if I moved out we can still always flip our hair over our heads and look like Abraham Lincoln.
Love Always,
Goverment
Dear Motivation,
I know it sucks that I moved out but I will always be there for you whenever you need me. So just pick up the phone and call.... I'm always here for you even when JNCO's are to heavy to swim in. -And even if you ruin my sweater, it's okay, we can still be friends. Also, Superman really needs to move because he hits me whenever I get up in the morning.
Sorry that we can't go to Hardrock every Thursday and get Sunday's that make us sick because we eat to much, but don't worry we can still eat three bagel bites. :-) I promise I will defrost them for twenty seconds before microwaving because otherwise there would be CHEASE EVERYWHERE! And even when the FBI agents are hiding behind me saying "Banana, Monkey, two by four, over." I will still talk to you on the internet because I am the Goverment and I own you. SO just think of me when you have bubble baths in the pool becuase even if I moved out we can still always flip our hair over our heads and look like Abraham Lincoln.
Love Always,
Goverment