Dec 14, 2006 09:22
So, get this right.....
at lunch yesterday, my car breaks down...
some friends and i go out last night....
i accidently leave my wallet in the car that i borrowed from jeremy...
some son of a bitch steals all my cash....
and my fuckin cookies in the fuckin backseat
and all this like 2 weeks after being fired.....
ive decided god must think im jewish and hes trying to punish me for killing his kid
(that was just a joke.... i love jews..... if anyone reading this happens to be jewish..... wanna loan me some money?)