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Dec 14, 2006 09:22

So, get this right.....

at lunch yesterday, my car breaks down...

some friends and i go out last night....

i accidently leave my wallet in the car that i borrowed from jeremy...

some son of a bitch steals all my cash....

and my fuckin cookies in the fuckin backseat

and all this like 2 weeks after being fired.....

ive decided god must think im jewish and hes trying to punish me for killing his kid

(that was just a joke.... i love jews..... if anyone reading this happens to be jewish..... wanna loan me some money?)
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