I only took your advice 'cause I wanted to escape with her anyway, but NOW if things go wrong and she doesn't have a good time, I can say it was your idea. And if she gives me shit for following your advice, well, then I'll just say THAT was your idea too. :P And, uh, you forced me into it. By twisting my arm behind my back. And holding me down. Yeah, your skinny ass holding me down. She'll totally buy it!
The kids fucking love you, dude. And the little ones love all the dogs. I think Heidi might be scared of the big one, though. But that's understandable. He's pretty, but he's mean lookin' some times. So far I've got Luxord willing to take the runts. He's got a little one over there, so they'll have someone to play with. You can call him and offer to take them at some point. You're labeled as their next of kin, anyway, so you have legal right to claim them. :P
... the mullet ACTUALLY got a Manicure? Isn't the chlorine bad for fake nails?
Nope. You're a pretty stable scapegoat. :P Besides, she likes you. She won't smother you in gravy and eat you for lunch. :P I never used my idea machine! It never came out with good ones!
Ah, I hear the story is YOU aren't fond of HIM. What is it with you and confusing people? It's hard to tell if they like you or if you like them, or hate them and hate you or whatever!
Pffft, I don't pay attention when she's doing that. The only thing I'm good at is painting her right hand. The last time I had anything to do with one of those was when Gracie was down after her sister died, and needed cheering up, and what better way to do that than dress up Uncle Sticky with Auntie's make up? :P Ask Larx for the pictures!
Is that all I am to you? A scapegoat? I thought we meant more to each other! ;P
Ah come on! Why does everyone always believe everyone else's story over mine? Last time I talked to him, he wasn't exactly what I'd call polite, and I kept my damn mouth shut. So there!
And so you know, Demyx has had a manicure. I got to mock him for hours afterward. He said it was all for a job interview, but I never believed him...~
Because you're crazy mean and ugly and people only listen to nice people who look good? :P I dunno. I don't take either story, really. Just chain you two up in a room and let you have at it.
It might have been! I know he's pretty damned girly, but I don't think he's THAT girly.
Oh fuck off :P I don't mind if he thinks I'm an a-hole. It bothered me at first that he was rude to me when we first met, but I'm over it. We can't all like everyone, can we? I just plan on respecting his distaste and giving him a wide birth. It's not a bad thing, you know. Not like we're all trapped on a tiny island and we have to get along or we eat each other...
He's been taking care of it. And who gets manicured nails for an interview when you're a guy anyway?
Sure you are! You're my favorite bitch to abuse! It turns me on! So much so that I have to take a few minutes in the bathroom to fix things!
I don't see him being rude. Just overly proper and all that. If you consider that rude. I find it annoying, usually.
Tiny islands? ... hm... how's Hawai'i sound for a get away? Or is that too cliche? Maybe the Galapagos? Or Sandals? Something? IDEAR MACHINE BE OUT OF ORDER.
Demyx, obviously. Maybe it gave him confidence. And he got the job, right? It worked!
The one time I met me, he just made me feel bad for not being like him. But that's how he rolls. I'm not about to make him change who he is, even if he wants to change me.
Oh, you should go to Hawai'i. I've seen pictures from when my grandparents went there and it just looks amazing. You could totally go to a Luau. I hear the food there is incredible!
Who would give you a job based on your immaculate nails? Seriously? "Oh wow, his nails are immaculate! He's hired!" Sounds far-fetched to me.
To each his own. Just don't let it get to you. If he gives you shit, call him out dated.
Cool. Two tickets to Hawai'i. A week and a half, maybe, and then we head over to the Pride Lands and you and Demyx can bring the kids with you and we'll have another full-family vacation? >D 'cause Vegas was fun as hell when we all went.
Exactly. Hah, I'll have to remember that one next time he tries to go for my jugular for not treating women like they're fragile dolls.
Yeah, that sounds like fun! God, I have a lot of trips to cram in. I got to do something with the guys, Kairi wants me to visit, I was gonna go on vacation with Jen and now you! turns out, despite the fucked-up wrist, I'm in high demand!
That would be... that would make a lot of things make sense, actually... doesn't explain the pedicure, though... foot model?
Pfft, he was just raised that way, like I was. The only difference is between Larxene, Kairi and her sister, Jen, Xion, and my sister, I've learned that not all women are meant for packing peanuts. I'm pretty certain most of them could take me out if it came down to the wire.
Speaking of Kairi, should we grab her too? :P I bet she'd love a safari! The children certainly wouldn't mind having her along. Hunter's still got it for her. Hah, he's all nice and stuff with Zidane and they're pretty good friends like the rest of the orphans, but you let him see Zidane and Kairi together, and Little Man nearly goes ape shit. :P Of course you're in high demand, you're the coolest person in this town.
Pedicure? I don't know, he doesn't have very pretty feet. Maybe he just wanted a matching set?
Ah, what the hell, I'll take the kids from you while you two disappear, if you want. Hunter seems fond of me and they are Demyx's cousins after all.
Make him do some manual labour. Won't do his manicure any good, but I'll get a rise out of it!
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The kids fucking love you, dude. And the little ones love all the dogs. I think Heidi might be scared of the big one, though. But that's understandable. He's pretty, but he's mean lookin' some times. So far I've got Luxord willing to take the runts. He's got a little one over there, so they'll have someone to play with. You can call him and offer to take them at some point. You're labeled as their next of kin, anyway, so you have legal right to claim them. :P
... the mullet ACTUALLY got a Manicure? Isn't the chlorine bad for fake nails?
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Hey, if you already have a sitter, that's fine. Besides, that guy isn't exactly what I'd call fond of me, so I'm just gonna leave him to it...
You do realise that not all manicures involve fake nails, right...? I thought with you living with a woman you'd know that!
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Ah, I hear the story is YOU aren't fond of HIM. What is it with you and confusing people? It's hard to tell if they like you or if you like them, or hate them and hate you or whatever!
Pffft, I don't pay attention when she's doing that. The only thing I'm good at is painting her right hand. The last time I had anything to do with one of those was when Gracie was down after her sister died, and needed cheering up, and what better way to do that than dress up Uncle Sticky with Auntie's make up? :P Ask Larx for the pictures!
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Ah come on! Why does everyone always believe everyone else's story over mine? Last time I talked to him, he wasn't exactly what I'd call polite, and I kept my damn mouth shut. So there!
And so you know, Demyx has had a manicure. I got to mock him for hours afterward. He said it was all for a job interview, but I never believed him...~
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Because you're crazy mean and ugly and people only listen to nice people who look good? :P I dunno. I don't take either story, really. Just chain you two up in a room and let you have at it.
It might have been! I know he's pretty damned girly, but I don't think he's THAT girly.
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Oh fuck off :P I don't mind if he thinks I'm an a-hole. It bothered me at first that he was rude to me when we first met, but I'm over it. We can't all like everyone, can we? I just plan on respecting his distaste and giving him a wide birth. It's not a bad thing, you know. Not like we're all trapped on a tiny island and we have to get along or we eat each other...
He's been taking care of it. And who gets manicured nails for an interview when you're a guy anyway?
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I don't see him being rude. Just overly proper and all that. If you consider that rude. I find it annoying, usually.
Tiny islands? ... hm... how's Hawai'i sound for a get away? Or is that too cliche? Maybe the Galapagos? Or Sandals? Something? IDEAR MACHINE BE OUT OF ORDER.
Demyx, obviously. Maybe it gave him confidence. And he got the job, right? It worked!
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The one time I met me, he just made me feel bad for not being like him. But that's how he rolls. I'm not about to make him change who he is, even if he wants to change me.
Oh, you should go to Hawai'i. I've seen pictures from when my grandparents went there and it just looks amazing. You could totally go to a Luau. I hear the food there is incredible!
Who would give you a job based on your immaculate nails? Seriously? "Oh wow, his nails are immaculate! He's hired!" Sounds far-fetched to me.
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To each his own. Just don't let it get to you. If he gives you shit, call him out dated.
Cool. Two tickets to Hawai'i. A week and a half, maybe, and then we head over to the Pride Lands and you and Demyx can bring the kids with you and we'll have another full-family vacation? >D 'cause Vegas was fun as hell when we all went.
Who knows? Maybe he's... a hand model?
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Exactly. Hah, I'll have to remember that one next time he tries to go for my jugular for not treating women like they're fragile dolls.
Yeah, that sounds like fun! God, I have a lot of trips to cram in. I got to do something with the guys, Kairi wants me to visit, I was gonna go on vacation with Jen and now you! turns out, despite the fucked-up wrist, I'm in high demand!
That would be... that would make a lot of things make sense, actually... doesn't explain the pedicure, though... foot model?
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Pfft, he was just raised that way, like I was. The only difference is between Larxene, Kairi and her sister, Jen, Xion, and my sister, I've learned that not all women are meant for packing peanuts. I'm pretty certain most of them could take me out if it came down to the wire.
Speaking of Kairi, should we grab her too? :P I bet she'd love a safari! The children certainly wouldn't mind having her along. Hunter's still got it for her. Hah, he's all nice and stuff with Zidane and they're pretty good friends like the rest of the orphans, but you let him see Zidane and Kairi together, and Little Man nearly goes ape shit. :P Of course you're in high demand, you're the coolest person in this town.
Pedicure? I don't know, he doesn't have very pretty feet. Maybe he just wanted a matching set?
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