Even though it happened nearly twelve hours ago, I'm JUST NOW getting over the shakes associated with the single most frightening thing in the history of what I can remember
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You're more reclusive than a snipe! ... says Hunter. Smart kid. I'm free Saturday around Midnight when I get off work! Stay awake and we'll go tear the town a new one. >D Or, you know, lose ourselves in a pub.
It wasn't that they were playing with snakes... well, it sort of was. I mean, if it was like a garden snake or corn snake, I wouldn't have been so worried, but it was GOD DAMNED RATTLE SNAKES. The skins are nailed to a plank of wood in the sun out back, and the bodies are in the freezer in the shed. Want a rattle? ;D But yeah, the kids are okay, Dustball can still lick his nuts, and Hunter's still telling everyone his little brother and sister almost died. Surprised he didn't call you about it yet. :P
Braig's on an IV, but he's here... 'cause I wasn't paying over a hundred bucks to keep him at the vet. I know how to run an IV, just show me where to stick the needle. He's a little woozy and having trouble keeping himself from spewing from both ends, but he'll be alright, said the vet. She said if he's not better by tomorrow afternoon, THEN we can start worrying.
Hey now, I WAS considering making him the best man, 'cause I thought he might like it... then Larxy said something to the effect of as nice as it would be, it was OUR day (well, hers, but I was invited to ride on her coattails) and Little Man would be okay with another role, which pretty much left one guy left to choose from. So yeah, he's gettin' Ring Bearer, and unless something happens I'm stabbing you with the Best Man duties. Get over it you fucker.
A snipe? He's watched "Up" with you as well? His mom was here last weekend bitching out Demyx over something or other and he grabbed me, sat me down and told me to watch this movie with him. But I'm actually all for tearing the town a new one. A little fear is good for the general public!
I think I'll pass on the snake rattle... I think Galen was here shooting snakes it our yard yesterday. We were all just staying inside to avoid him cos he woke up like a bear with a sore head cos he was hungover... Figured if we asked him he'd shoot us next.
Hope he's going to be okay. Poor dog.
I don't think Hunter could take that kind of duty, either... he's only seven, not seventeen! And can I do the whole Best Man thing without getting stabbed? I'm actually trying to see how long I can go without getting any steel impaled into my skin. I'm doing well so far.
He hasn't yet, but we went Snipe Hunting a few weeks ago on a little over-night camp out in the back yard. Why does she always go over there to bitch? I never find out she's mad until after she's done being mad... way to confide in your future husband, right? FEAR KEEPS THEM ON THEIR TOES!
Well, send him over here if you want. I'll probably need help. We likely have a nest of them somewhere, what with those two being so close together.
He'll be fine, he's my dog! You know he's milking this for all it's worth- he's got Larxene fussing over him like he's one of the twins, he's got the twins hugging him and saying "GA DAA!" and he's got Hunter brushing him and bringing him toys and books and pillows. He's loving the attention! Even Carrot's making sure he's well groomed.
I thought that too, but he doesn't HAVE to give a speech. He could just sit there and look absolutely adorable. And no, it's a rite of passage to be attacked with some metal object before you're as close as you are. You've just been lucky so far. I gotta make sure my best friends can take some damage. :P
He says he carries it round to friends' houses to watch it with them. He has a whole pocket in his pack for it. Weird love of a movie there. And she was not bitching at him because she was mad about something, she was mad AT Demyx for some reason or other, so she went for his jugular.
I'll send him your way when he's hungover next. Should be Friday.
At least he's being well looked after by everyone. That's good.
But he's a kid! He's not going to sit there; he's going to run around in circles and scream and get hyper on cake! He's gonna be throwing it as well, so you may want to think carefully about what cake you get... Well, if it's a rite of passage, can it be a butter knife or something? And you already know I can take damage! You've rattled around my insides!
Think maybe he feels like he can relate to the kid in it? Maybe I should take him to get ice cream and count cars with him. :P What was she bitching about? What'd he do? It seems like that poor mullet-host can't go two days without someone after his ass about something!
Pfft, Friday's no good. I'm going hunting TONIGHT! As soon as it cools down. No snake's gonna be out in this heat.
Wanna come over and give him love, too? You're, like, his third or fourth favorite person in the world! Maybe 'cause you smell like Roxy... and aren't afraid to take him to the deep parts of the beach. :P
Ah, he knows better than to misbehave. The Old Bat will be there. She has some sort of strange ability to calm even the most unruly child. Your insides were neat! :D Instead of a knife, why don't I just fire it at you with a NERF dart or something? :P
It wasn't that they were playing with snakes... well, it sort of was. I mean, if it was like a garden snake or corn snake, I wouldn't have been so worried, but it was GOD DAMNED RATTLE SNAKES. The skins are nailed to a plank of wood in the sun out back, and the bodies are in the freezer in the shed. Want a rattle? ;D But yeah, the kids are okay, Dustball can still lick his nuts, and Hunter's still telling everyone his little brother and sister almost died. Surprised he didn't call you about it yet. :P
Braig's on an IV, but he's here... 'cause I wasn't paying over a hundred bucks to keep him at the vet. I know how to run an IV, just show me where to stick the needle. He's a little woozy and having trouble keeping himself from spewing from both ends, but he'll be alright, said the vet. She said if he's not better by tomorrow afternoon, THEN we can start worrying.
Hey now, I WAS considering making him the best man, 'cause I thought he might like it... then Larxy said something to the effect of as nice as it would be, it was OUR day (well, hers, but I was invited to ride on her coattails) and Little Man would be okay with another role, which pretty much left one guy left to choose from. So yeah, he's gettin' Ring Bearer, and unless something happens I'm stabbing you with the Best Man duties. Get over it you fucker.
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I think I'll pass on the snake rattle... I think Galen was here shooting snakes it our yard yesterday. We were all just staying inside to avoid him cos he woke up like a bear with a sore head cos he was hungover... Figured if we asked him he'd shoot us next.
Hope he's going to be okay. Poor dog.
I don't think Hunter could take that kind of duty, either... he's only seven, not seventeen! And can I do the whole Best Man thing without getting stabbed? I'm actually trying to see how long I can go without getting any steel impaled into my skin. I'm doing well so far.
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Well, send him over here if you want. I'll probably need help. We likely have a nest of them somewhere, what with those two being so close together.
He'll be fine, he's my dog! You know he's milking this for all it's worth- he's got Larxene fussing over him like he's one of the twins, he's got the twins hugging him and saying "GA DAA!" and he's got Hunter brushing him and bringing him toys and books and pillows. He's loving the attention! Even Carrot's making sure he's well groomed.
I thought that too, but he doesn't HAVE to give a speech. He could just sit there and look absolutely adorable. And no, it's a rite of passage to be attacked with some metal object before you're as close as you are. You've just been lucky so far. I gotta make sure my best friends can take some damage. :P
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I'll send him your way when he's hungover next. Should be Friday.
At least he's being well looked after by everyone. That's good.
But he's a kid! He's not going to sit there; he's going to run around in circles and scream and get hyper on cake! He's gonna be throwing it as well, so you may want to think carefully about what cake you get... Well, if it's a rite of passage, can it be a butter knife or something? And you already know I can take damage! You've rattled around my insides!
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Pfft, Friday's no good. I'm going hunting TONIGHT! As soon as it cools down. No snake's gonna be out in this heat.
Wanna come over and give him love, too? You're, like, his third or fourth favorite person in the world! Maybe 'cause you smell like Roxy... and aren't afraid to take him to the deep parts of the beach. :P
Ah, he knows better than to misbehave. The Old Bat will be there. She has some sort of strange ability to calm even the most unruly child. Your insides were neat! :D Instead of a knife, why don't I just fire it at you with a NERF dart or something? :P
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