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[ixarms_reloadxi]

HEY~! HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, EVERYONE!

Larxene got, among other thing, this from me >D (And this one because it amused the hell out of me) She's not into the whole valentine's shtick, but I'm in it for the fun, so while she sits there like a sexy lump on a hot motherfucking log, I'll shower her in goodies and she'll fucking like it. :P

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[heart_shines]

I have absolutely no clue what you're talking about, Xigbar~

[ixarms_reloadxi]

Sure you don't, and Demyx has the least dorkiest haircut ever. :P

[heart_shines]

And just what were you doing sneaking around anyways~? If I didn't see you, then you didn't see me! Must have been some other redhead~

[ixarms_reloadxi]

I sneak around! It's what I do! I'm a sniper, and it's my job to see you before you see me~ :P

I honestly couldn't give two shits what you did in your spare time as long as you don't hurt yourself or anyone else, and as long as you're happy. I just felt like giving you a hard time 'cause you're TOO DAMN BUSY ALL THE TIME TO COME SEE US! D< *rant rant finger shake*

[h2o_dancer]

-fucks off-

>3

As for me~ Riku and I spent the day together~! Made him breakfast this morning and we just screwed around the house the rest of the day~

[ixarms_reloadxi]

FINE, NO COOL LIFE UPDATES FOR YOU, JACKASS! :P

Yeah, you screwed around your house and MY house~! Swear to god, if my boy ever drags me away from licking icing off his mom to tell me "Uncle Demyx and Uncle Riku are in the bathroom dying!" I'm coming in there and joining in!

[h2o_dancer]

FINE THEN! :P

We were behaving ourselves! Well, as much as we can! We weren't having sex in there~! Just teasing each other a bit~

[ixarms_reloadxi]

PFFT!

Yeah, well, me having to pull away from MY teasing to check up on YOUR teasing really didn't make my day~ >3

You owe me a horny Larxene for that~

Kidding. Mostly.

[cardsstarsdice]

A bionic eye? With recording abilities? I don't even think I can begin to comprehend how that works, but I'm very impressed! As soon as they get it to function right, I want to see it!

As for what's up with me, I had a wonderful honeymoon and an even better Valentine's Day. Besaid is lovely, and I did remember to bring sunscreen, so I'm not Aeris' favourite colour.
There's also something else that happened, but it's sort of a long story...

[ixarms_reloadxi]

I dunno about the mechanics. I only know about how to work it! It's covered in an actual sheep's eye membrane, so I have to keep watering it with eye drops, but I guess that's just more reason to leave the damaged skin around it? Make it seem more understandable that I'd have to do that? I dunno. They're the ones good at shit, I'm not!

That's good to hear! I'm still pissed that you somehow got hitched before I did, ya bastard... but I suppose I'll live~ I've got the woman I love naked in my bed, so that's alright by me for right now! Where's Besaid?

[cardsstarsdice]

Well, it'll seem more natural, I suppose, with the membrane. It might not frighten small children with some mechanical whirring thing staring at them. I'd just be fascinated with it, really. Did you ever watch The Six Million Dollar Man when you were younger?

Well, I did propose somewhat early, and with things being as they were, I nearly ran out of time and ability to wed her. Something about this Jack of Spades doesn't rub me right, either...
Besaid is a tiny little beach town on Spira. Have you met Rikku before? She's from Spira.
My lovely wife is doing homework for her classes, and is not naked, as far as I know.

[ixarms_reloadxi]

It'll feel more natural, I suppose, and it'll give me better muscular control over it so that it seems more like a lazy eye than a false one... having an excuse to look two places at once would be a good thing, right?

No, I don't think I've ever seen it...

Hey, I proposed less than a few months after knowing her... and we've been engaged for a year now... almost. A few more weeks and that'll do it.

Spira? Heard of it, haven't been there... Larxene's naked. >D Mostly~ And she's feeding me cake... lady in the nude with a piece of cake. :D She's fucking amazing!