I'm a pillow!

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So, I was sitting here, drinking Koolaid and watching Scrubs, minding my own business, and Hunter makes his way in to play some Racing game and used me as a headrest. Then Braig comes over and crawls into my lap and falls asleep. Then Dustball decides I'm a dirty boy and starts cleaning my face before falling asleep on my shoulder. Then Larxene

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[blackstar_key]

I. HATE. YOU. WHORE. >|

I'm only "boring" because you're a boring cock who gushes like a girl every time someone talks to you!

Joke, joke.

Besides, I'm gonna be getting out and about soon. Keep myself busy, you know. With stuff.

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WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO?! *sob*

Who, me? I do not! At least I actually TALK to people! Good god!

What are you dooooiiiing~? You know I don't trust you when you leave it with "stuff". :P Last time "Stuff" happened, you took over a fucking island, you know!

[blackstar_key]

BECAUSE YOU'RE WHIPPED. WHIPPED LIKE CREAM!

So I'm quiet! I've always been like that! And you do so, I saw you flapping your ultrasound shots at the clerk in the supermarket!

I didn't take over an island, I just liberated it from an oppressive gang! Besides, my stuff isn't any of your business, Xig man :P But if you must know, we have "aliens" in town.

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PROVE IT! :P

WELL STOP BEING QUIET! God, we gotta get you out of your shell before you suffocate. Geezus. And hey- the lady asked to see pictures! She's in one of my classes and she works there over the summer. So shut yer face. :P

HEY HEY. I GET OLDER BROTHER PRIVILEGES OF ALWAYS BEING IN YOUR BUSINESS. :P And you get the same in regards to me, O Little One. And what sort of "aliens" do we have? Rival gangs? Police men? Ex girl friends? >D

[blackstar_key]

Alright then: how many times have you run out to the store to satisfy your woman's cravings? Do you do what she tells you when she tells you? Are you totally crazy in love with her you'd do anything for her?

I'd rather sit quietly with my cigarettes than talk, because I don't actually like talking all that much when I have nothing to say. And I won't shut my face, I thought you wanted me to talk more? :P

HAHA no, my ex-girlfriends are all cool. A group of bounty hunters have waltzed into town looking to claim a bounty. We're looking into where they're from first.

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A- Only a few times a week at night or when she's too tired to go herself- you know how she is with people helping her. B- I do what she tells me unless it's something I completely disagree with, and unless it needs to be done right away or I'm not busy at the moment, I don't do it right away. C- Yes.

NOT WHIPPED! Just house broken and well trained! :P

THEN GET THINGS TO SAY! Before I choke you! >D Kidding.

Ah, yeah, I heard we had some pretty pricey people on campus. Who are they after? The pirates? Or that serial killer? Maybe a spy or two? >D Guh. I already know what you're going to say, but I'm going to ask anyway 'cause I'd like to have at least one adventure before I'm forced to give in to the title of daddy- If things happen and blood starts flowing, I want to be involved!

[blackstar_key]

You're still whipped. In the cutest and most loving way possible, but she owns you, bro :P

Um... things to say... dude, I tell you everything! I have nothing left to tell!

If we're fortunate, there'll be no bloodshed, but from what Galen got from the initial confrontation, they're after the pirates, Balthier and Fran. Which, naturally, means these guys are from Ivalice. But we're in the process of getting their background information. We also kinda need to warn Balthier and Fran that they're being hunted right now...

You know what? I think I have bounty hunters! I'm actually kinda flattered by the idea of someone putting a price on my head! It's twisted, but cool!

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And you're not, at least a little? :P You can't tell me that if Demyx was down right exhausted and asked for something to drink, you wouldn't go get it for him. Or if he was sick, you wouldn't drive down to the corner store to get medicine for him. Or something like that.

PFFT, yeah right. :P Any other news about Dubai yet?

Ah, I can text at least Fran if you want- Larxene has her number in her phone, I think. They have little conversations about their plans to murder me. Between those two and Kairi, I don't think I have much time left alive, bro!

OH OH OH! I get to dig around in the chest of a guy with hunters after him! 8D Of course, he used to be a hunter of sorts himself, so yeah.

[blackstar_key]

Yeah but that isn't whipped, which is what you are :P

Well, I'm staying in a hotel with my uncle. Apparently he has my grandparents there at the same time, but they don't know the son of their estranged dead son is coming to visit. The hotel is a bit... much?

I picked up Fran's number when she was here, I'll let her know and get her to pass the message on to Balthier. And as for your expected lifespan... I'll miss you.

That's... very nice... nut...:P

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AAAAM NOOOOOOT!

... hmm, think maybe he SHOULD tell them before they have a heart attack on you or something? Old people are a nervous bunch like that, ya know.

Oh sure- warn some complete strangers that something they're probably used to is in town, but do NOTHING for your designated older brother! I see how it is! See if I sew your bleeding chest up in a hail of bullets again! Totally would, if you were wondering

Bastard :P

[blackstar_key]

AAAAAARE SOOOOOOOO!

... I get the feeling my uncle may be shooting at that... I don't think he likes my grandparents much... and it's just weird for me to have grandparents...

OH COME ON, BRO! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?! You wanna come on the bounty hunter hunt? Wanna pretend to fire off some rounds at them?

Asshole :P <3

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AAARE SOOOO NOOOOOT!

Grand parents are pretty cool. I think my Granddaddy liked you. He asks about you every time I call him. XD "Whut dat... whut dat, uh, dat Riku boi up to dese days?" I love that old man. :P

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Let me grab some cash and head to a store and I'll be able to do more than just pretend! 8D
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Fucktard :3 ♥

[blackstar_key]

AAAAAAARE FUUUUUUCKIN' SOOOOOOOOOOOO!

It's because I'm a terrible influence on everyone in my life. Especially you. You keep following me on bounty hunting.

Or trying. Sorry, dude, you can nose into my business, but it doesn't mean you can get involved. The streets belonged to the Renegades and now they belong to me, so... I'll deal with the bounty hunters. Holster your gun, cowboy. You're not firing off any rounds any time soon.

Asstard ;P ♥

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NOOOOOOOOO SIIIIIRRRR!

Aw, come on, bro. I have until October 31st to make one last splash before I fall onto 24-7 baby response and then into full fledged fatherhood. After they're born, I can't be a hero anymore. You're free to do whatever the fuck you please. You'll get the thrill, you'll get the heart-pounding adrenaline rush we both love and crave. After mid-November, my most rushing moment will be dodging Dilan's pee-stream during a diaper change.

Don't make me fucking beg, Riku.

Shit-head~ ♥

[blackstar_key]

DAAAAAAAAAAMN WEEEEEEEEEELL AAAAAAAAAARE :P

Bro, you need to stay out of firing range to get your guns back. You need those things to breathe, remember? I'm doing this for your overall good, man. If you want to satisfy your hero complex, go back into active duty or something. I'm not using a gun, a knife or anything. I have guys who'll do that for me.

Xig, I'm doing this for your benefit. Your woman will kill you and me if you go looking for bounty hunters, and she's just started tolerating me so I don't plan to fuck that up.

FUCKERRRR~ ♥

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT AAAAAAAAAA CHAAAAAAAAAANCEEEEEE!

... I don't think you understand what I'm getting at. Look, just... come on, I honestly don't think I'll even touch the damned things if I GOT the chance to use them right now. I wouldn't need them, if you get what I mean.

Shit-sucking ass wipe! 8D