[1 New Voice Message]cardsstarsdiceDecember 9 2009, 04:12:56 UTC
[There is a faint mechanical whirring noise in the background, with some scattered other metallic noises throughout.] Hello, Xigbar! We haven't actually talked for a while, and while I had some spare time--and how sparse it is!--I thought I might give you a call.
I certainly hope you took Hunter out in the snow last time. How are the children doing, and how's Ms Larxene?
I'll try again if I can get the time. We've all been very busy over here, and it's a miracle that I have five--- [The voice crackles out. Perhaps he is in-between towers.]
Hey, bro! Good to hear from you! I think I've been way busy with the babies. Time has flown, huh? According to my phone, the last time we talked was at least a week ago. Gawd. So where are you? Not here, right? Larxene is great! She came back in time for my birthday... and... fuck, dude.
Indeed, I'm not there. I'm on Ivalice currently. It's not bad where we are, it's just a little...seedy. ?? I suppose that means you two enjoyed yourself?
Ah. What is it about fathers that make them an inhuman bunch? Dude, if I ever start down that road, beat me to fucking death, alright? Is everyone okay? One of Larxy's friends is there too, right? The one with the tail?
Girls need their space. She'll be alright! Honestly, I never knew anything was wrong between us. She just up and left. I guess as a way to get back at me for not sharing what's been going on. But it was family business, and she always chastises me for it. How was I supposed to know?
[Text Reply]cardsstarsdiceDecember 11 2009, 00:15:26 UTC
I don't think I could ever bring myself to fight you, but if you truly want that, then yes. Everyone is fine for now. I don't know who you're referring to by "tail", but if you mean Ms Fran, then yes.
I know she'll be fine, but...I suppose I'm just being irrational again. Women are the greatest enigma in life, Xig. You will never be able to figure them out, no matter how hard you try.
Fine, just grab one of my guns and shoot the shit out of me. That works too. Just as long as I'm not like that when I get older. She has a tail! I've seen it! This one eye is sharp as hell, dude! And her ass is perfectly face level with me when I'm sitting down and she's walking around. Larxene's ass is far nicer~
For all we know, she's off right now having girl time at the mall and running up your credit card bills. :P She understands me better than I understand her. Or so I think. Is it wrong of me to keep things from her because I don't want to bother her? That was her main grievance.
[Text Reply]cardsstarsdiceDecember 11 2009, 02:04:35 UTC
It's daughters who grow up to become their mothers, not sons, so I believe we're in the clear. And yes, Ms Fran does, but I don't think on it too often. There's someone else at TTU that has a tail as well, so I was curious as to which one you meant.
As long as she doesn't go over my credit limit, I'm fine with that, seeing as it's her money as well. Odd that you should mention that...But, if she wants a life together with no secrets, then you should honour her request.
Well, my dad was a fucking ass. Now, he wasn't my father, but he raised me... and my mom was a fucking pushover. Ugh. I don't think on it often either, but like I said- it's THERE. And it's often in my FACE when she's at my HOUSE. Who else has a tail? That monkey jackass?
Sure, but you gotta pay the fees and interest! :P
I just didn't want to bother her. She already has so much on her mind. Something trivial like what happened isn't something I wanted on her mind as well.
[Text Reply]cardsstarsdiceDecember 11 2009, 03:56:47 UTC
Balthier's father is perhaps the worst thing that could've ever happened to him. I would not wish that man upon anyone. Albanion has one as well, try as he might to hide it. Mum thinks it's adorable. Zidane does have a tail as well, but I wouldn't call him a jackass.
Well, yes, but it's still our money. As long as we don't spend it all--and we could never possibly do so. I never wanted to bother Balthier either, but sometimes I think things might be better between us if I never did tell him.
Sure, maybe... but look how it helped him grow. He probably wouldn't be here and wouldn't be the man he is if it wasn't for his dad. I met that kid once. Ornery little bastard, isn't he? Ah, just wait until he gets his ass kicked. Hey, Zidane is hitting on little Kairi. And we think he has a girlfriend already. He's a jackass.
I COULD! Give it here! Spend it all on DIAPERS.
Maybe. But you're not marrying Balthier, now are you? :P
[Text Reply]cardsstarsdiceDecember 11 2009, 04:59:02 UTC
True. If his father wasn't so cruel to him, we would have never met. Albanion? He's only like that some of the time, and only around people he doesn't know. Mum's trying to teach him to crochet, the last I heard. He is? And he does? Hmm. But what if he really doesn't have that other girlfriend? It's only a rumour, after all.
I have two houses to buy, Xig! I'll make a donation to the Diaper Fund, I promise.
No, but I consider him my brother. I thought he'd never speak to me again, but we've somewhat patched things between us. I'm planning to marry someone else, fine thank you.
See there? I swear, the only time I've ever seen Al-whatever not emo and pessimistic is when the hyper little blonde is with him, or he's doing something childish with his dad. I don't know. He constantly has some broad on his arm. I'm sure ONE of them is a girlfriend.
BUY A DUPLEX! And I was just kidding, dude.
Brothers always speak again. Riku and I made up after not too long.
[Text Reply]cardsstarsdiceDecember 11 2009, 05:26:28 UTC
But still...I'd rather have him being truly happy and never know him, than to be his best friend and have him where he is right now. Albanion is a teenager, he'll be like that for a while longer. Once he warms up to you, he's not all bad.
We'd rather not. A cottage for Mrs Elmyra, and a house with room to grow for us. And I'm not kidding. I will donate something, since I missed the baby shower.
Hopefully we will. We have to find him and rescue him first.
But would he have been happier, truly? We can't tell. Too many dimensions to think of, really. If he wasn't with his dad, he might have been on the streets. Or in prison.
Pfft, keep her in the attic. That's what they do back home. XDDD We didn't have a baby shower. We've been too busy. And they came half a month early.
Go get him! And kick his ass for getting 'nabbed. People need to stop being dragged off. My mama hen sense is kicking in again.
Hello, Xigbar! We haven't actually talked for a while, and while I had some spare time--and how sparse it is!--I thought I might give you a call.
I certainly hope you took Hunter out in the snow last time. How are the children doing, and how's Ms Larxene?
I'll try again if I can get the time. We've all been very busy over here, and it's a miracle that I have five---
[The voice crackles out. Perhaps he is in-between towers.]
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?? I suppose that means you two enjoyed yourself?
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Hell yeah we enjoyed it! I enjoyed her being home more than anything, but yeah, the sex was nice~
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I agree. Just being able to be around Miss Aeris is better than anything else. I do miss her so.
Is everything right again between you two now?
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Girls need their space. She'll be alright! Honestly, I never knew anything was wrong between us. She just up and left. I guess as a way to get back at me for not sharing what's been going on. But it was family business, and she always chastises me for it. How was I supposed to know?
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I know she'll be fine, but...I suppose I'm just being irrational again.
Women are the greatest enigma in life, Xig. You will never be able to figure them out, no matter how hard you try.
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For all we know, she's off right now having girl time at the mall and running up your credit card bills. :P She understands me better than I understand her. Or so I think. Is it wrong of me to keep things from her because I don't want to bother her? That was her main grievance.
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As long as she doesn't go over my credit limit, I'm fine with that, seeing as it's her money as well.
Odd that you should mention that...But, if she wants a life together with no secrets, then you should honour her request.
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Sure, but you gotta pay the fees and interest! :P
I just didn't want to bother her. She already has so much on her mind. Something trivial like what happened isn't something I wanted on her mind as well.
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Well, yes, but it's still our money. As long as we don't spend it all--and we could never possibly do so.
I never wanted to bother Balthier either, but sometimes I think things might be better between us if I never did tell him.
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I COULD! Give it here! Spend it all on DIAPERS.
Maybe. But you're not marrying Balthier, now are you? :P
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Albanion? He's only like that some of the time, and only around people he doesn't know. Mum's trying to teach him to crochet, the last I heard.
He is? And he does? Hmm. But what if he really doesn't have that other girlfriend? It's only a rumour, after all.
I have two houses to buy, Xig! I'll make a donation to the Diaper Fund, I promise.
No, but I consider him my brother. I thought he'd never speak to me again, but we've somewhat patched things between us.
I'm planning to marry someone else, fine thank you.
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BUY A DUPLEX! And I was just kidding, dude.
Brothers always speak again. Riku and I made up after not too long.
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Albanion is a teenager, he'll be like that for a while longer. Once he warms up to you, he's not all bad.
We'd rather not. A cottage for Mrs Elmyra, and a house with room to grow for us.
And I'm not kidding. I will donate something, since I missed the baby shower.
Hopefully we will. We have to find him and rescue him first.
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Pfft, keep her in the attic. That's what they do back home. XDDD We didn't have a baby shower. We've been too busy. And they came half a month early.
Go get him! And kick his ass for getting 'nabbed. People need to stop being dragged off. My mama hen sense is kicking in again.
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