Fill it with bees!

Jul 14, 2005 04:03

Fill what? I don't know.

'Ey ya'll. i'm just skimming about and pointing at this and that online going. "Mmmmmm.." or "Ugggghhh."
FYI, my LJ is a big ol' Ulgh. I should make a New Year's Resolution to write in this thing more or at least not to bitch into it like my mom does to me.

Anyhow, drop me a comment on your status people. Are you dead, living, single, horny, plant vegetable or mineral? [Me: Dead, Mineral, Horny.]

Maybe I should take a day to try and fuck everything that walks. Just to explore if I could be a lecher or even like the carnal feeling anymore. I mean sex isn't a big deal. [:Peanut gallery gasps.:] Yeah a million people say this and a lot use it as a pick-up line but really. I'm not in life for the sex. Though I don't mind it.

I'm over at Alex's house, been here ever since my lawn mower called my foot's bluff. I got stitches, I took them out myself. I wanted to keep them in forever but I got carried away while cutting off dead skin and cut the stitches too.

I beat the living hell out of Dynasty Warriors 5 with one character from each kingdom to unlock Lu Bu. He rapes more than ever in this game. Like serious raping. He raped all of my characters at least five times a piece. Now I'm playing Champions: Return to Arms. It's cool Everquest stuff that actually plays fun. God forbid Everquest should play like this. I'd die online.

Man I'm rambling about nothing, but that's how my day is a bunch of nothing. If my life were interesting I'd be writing books, not in LJ's.
But then again I'd have to say the most interesting part of my day is when I dream.

Ireally want to hear from Chris or Jen about my neice and smoke cigars with Chris and all that stuff. I really miss that piece in my life. Even if they became distant they're right there in my mind.
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