AHH
mandy wrote THE BEST story about me and her opening a restaurant, i doubt anyone will actually finish reading it, but I don't care cause I read it.
it's not finished yet...but it was just too funny not to post.
One day, a restaurant opened on a street called Daisy boulevard. Nobody knows why, but that's what it was called. Because well, it isn't a street is it? It's a boulevard. Who knows. Anyway, this restaurant was no ordinary restaurant. It was a special Pancake Restaurant owned by Allie and Mandy, and they were very excited because it was their opening day. Mandy had even ordered her Fag to call up his friends and tell them to stop by. So he went into the bathroom and called.
Gackt: *dials Hyde's number*
Hyde, who just so happens to be sitting down all alone in a closet with his cell phone: *picks up* hello?
Gackt: Hyde. It's me.
Hyde: AHH I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOUR CALL! HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO MAKE TIME FOR YOU EVERY TIME YOU WANT PHONE SEX?
Gackt: GEEZ, Hyde, don't say it out loud. Mandy is still in the house, you know.
Hyde: So?
Gackt: She listens.
Hyde: But I said it!
Gackt: On the phone line, I mean.
Mandy: Hehehe.
Hyde: O_o Do we have to go on?
Mandy: Yes.
Gackt: Anyway, she and Allie have opened a umm…restaurant. And you have to come. It's on Daisy street.
Hyde: Isn't that Daisy boulevard?
Mandy: Nobody knows. ;_;
Hyde: Sheesh.
Gackt:…Okay well, I'm going now. I hope you come, Hyde.
Mandy: …(yes, we speak dots)
Hyde: Oh, oh, yeah of course I'll come.
Mandy: You guys are soooo boring when you're not having phone sex. *hangs up*
Gackt: …I'll see you later, Hyde…
Hyde: Yes. Goodbye, Gackt. *hangs up*
Gackt: *sighs, hangs up*
*AT THE RESTAURANT AT OPENING TIME; NINE O' ONE…DON'T ASK*
Mandy: Ooooooh, my gosh! This is so exciting, isn't it?
Allie: Yeah! Though I don't know about customers. Do you know who is coming?
Mandy: No. But I got Ai Kago & Nozomi Tsuji to be our waitresses. AREN'T THEY ADORABLE? *Mandy group hugs Aibon & Nono*
Allie: *cries* But I don't know them!
*Gackt walks inside*
Gackt: So…who is in the back cooking?
Mandy: *flings self against the door to the kitchen* Oh, no you can't look. Sorry. Eh, employees only.
Gackt: I'm married to you. I should be able to go in there.
Allie: No, you seriously shouldn't.
Gackt: Ugh, I'm going. I'll be back in a couple of hours.
Mandy: Haha, you had better, fool.
*Allie throws a packet of ketchup at Gackt as he leaves the restaurant*
Mandy: Where the flip did we get ketchup packets?
Allie: *shrugs* I dunno, but they're really fun to open.
*OPEN FOR BUSINESS*
Mandy: Ooh, who shall our first customers be?
Allie: God, please don't be someone horrible.
*The band Kagrra walks inside; full fledged in costume*
Allie: *dives behind the counter and begins to laugh wildly*
Mandy: ISSHI! Oh, I'm so glad you guys are here! Want some pancakes?
Isshi: >_> Sure…do you have like…big napkins or something? It'll be a real pain if we get this stained with blueberry syrup or something.
Mandy: Okay. *sends Aibon off to get some big napkins*
Allie: *emerges from behind the counter with red eyes* So, who are you guys?
Isshi: Kagrra.
Allie: *falls back behind the counter laughing*
Nao: *glares*
Mandy: Don't mind her. She ate one too many rocks! *laughs*
Kagrra: WHAT?!
Mandy: Nevermind. Tsuji-chan will bring you to your table.
Nono: *hops over and leads Kagrra to a table for five*
Mandy: *walks over behind the counter* Well, look at that! Five customers already! And we have just opened up our doors!
Allie: *gasps for air and stands up again* Mmhmm.
Mandy: Although…*gets shifty eyed* I will probably be afraid once Dir en Grey comes by.
Allie: How do you know they're coming?
Mandy: Oh, HELLO. They're like, in everything. Everywhere. It's inevitable for them NOT to be here.
Allie: Okay, well, I don't know who they are.
Mandy: Remember? I showed you Toshiya, that man lady?
Allie: OH YEAH HAHAHAHA FREAAAAAAK.
*Dir en Grey, minus Kyo walks inside*
Mandy: *gets very scared, even without Kyo there* Umm, you take care of them. I have to go…um…I'll be back. *Mandy runs through the secret doors*
Allie: *walks up to Diru* All right, state your names.
Kaoru: …But we just want to eat.
Allie: *glares* I am not feeding men who look like ladies food without their names. o_o
Diru: o_o
Allie: …
Diru: …
Nono: HIIIIII!! WAAAAAH~ come on! Come eat! Come sit, sit! *leads Diru to a table*
Allie: *wipes forehead* PHEW! That was a close one.
Mandy: *creeps back inside* >_> They're sitting, good. That is good…yes…
Allie: What's wrong with you? I thought you liked them.
Mandy: YEAH BUT THEY'RE CREEPY *gets all misty eyed*
Random Food Maker Who's Name Is Unknown: AIBON GOT ALL TANGLED IN THE BIG NAPKINS AND NOW THE PANCAKE BATTER HAS SPILLED UPON THE FLOOR AND CREATING A BIG MESS, COME HELP, TSUJI-CHAN!
Nono: :O AIBON!!!! *races past the Random Food Maker Who's Name Is Unknown into the kitchen*
Allie: *scowls at Kagrra* See what you have done!
Kagrra: *all scowl back*
Mandy: *walks up to Diru* >_> Sorry about all the delays and stuff. It's new and everything, you know.
Toshiya: O.o Why are you acting so weird?
Mandy: ._. I'm not acting weird. Why would I be acting weird? *gets faint*
Die: :O She's going to pass out.
Mandy: *screams* NO I'M NOT! I'M OKAY!
Shinya: GRAB HER, SHE'S FALLING!
Allie: *still scowling at Kagrra*
Kagrra: *still scowling back at Allie*
Mandy: *passes out and is caught by Shinya (AWW)*
Shinya: This isn't good. She is the co-owner of the restaurant! *lays Mandy down in a booth*
Toshiya: ^_^ These booths are just too comfy. Bouncy, too! *bounces on seat*
Die & Kaoru: *blink*
Shinya: I think we should get her some water.
Toshiya: I think we should get some of these seats for our van that we always seem to drive in together. ^_^
Die & Kaoru & Shinya: *blink*
Allie: *decides to leave Kagrra alone, and walks over to Diru with the passed out Mandy on Shinya and Toshiya's side of the booth* Does the bouncing help? *eyes Toshiya*
Toshiya: *stops bouncing* >_>
*MEANWHILE, GACKT IS SHOPPING FOR MORE PANTS THAT ARE TOO SMALL FOR HIM*
Gackt: I'll take that one, that one, and those hot leather ones. You can never have too many leather pants, hahahahahahaha.
Store Clerk: o_o Okay…
Gackt: *cell phone rings, answers it* Hello?
Allie: Hey Fag, you need to get your tight arse back here to the restaurant.
Gackt: I'm SORRY, I'm not finished shopping. I told Mandy I'd be back in a couple of hours.
Allie: But it's like, eleven already!
Gackt: o.o That's odd.
Allie: Maybe. You need to get here, fast!
Gackt: I'M NOT DONE SHOPPING, EMOTIONALLY, I AM VERY WORN OUT, OKAY?! ;_; *hangs up, turns back to store clerk* Wait…let us keep on looking. I decided I'd like more clothes.
*BACK AT THE RESTAURANT*
Shinya: This is bad. She hasn't woken up yet!
Die: And we've already splashed water on her, Kaoru and Allie yelled in her ears, and then we banged that gong. By the way, nice gong. *smiles at Allie*
Allie: *smiles back pleasantly* Why, thank you.
Isshi: Where is the blueberry syrup?!
Nono: *bounces over to Kagrra* Sorry for the delay! *giggles* Um, we had some trouble with the cook and Aibon back in the kitchen.
Isshi: *takes the blueberry syrup from Nono* By the way, who is the cook?
Nono: *giggles, pretends to zip her lips* CAN'T TELL! *bounces back over to the kitchen*
*BACK TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM WITH DIRU AND MANDY*
Allie: Well, I guess there's no choice then. *picks up cell phone dramatically*
Diru: O_O;
Allie: *dials a number*
Diru: *inhales* O_O
Allie: Oh, crap, wrong number.
Diru: *exhales* o_o
Allie: *dials a number* THIS IS IT! *waits*
Diru: *inhales* O_O
Allie: Hello? Ahh, Miyavi, glad you're home…that's your name, right? >_>
Diru: -_-
Toshiya: WHEE! *starts bouncing on the booth seat again*
Mandy: *is being bounced*
Allie: Anyway, you need to get over here. Mandy has fainted and her husband will not come rescue her, so we're calling you because everyone knows about her sex dreams with you and you two's obvious affair. *pauses* Okay. Great. BYE! *hangs up*
Diru, minus Toshiya who is bouncing: *exhales* o_o
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