I JUST THOUGHT OF ANOTHER ONE
this one was relayed to me by a coworker. fact: the quebecois, as a population, refer to cleaning products in spray bottles (like windex) as "push-push". on the weekend someone asked the Jamaican (who only speaks English) to go buy some push-push to which he replied "Lady! you're asking me to give you a push-push?! no way lady, I can't be giving you no push-push!"