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[iwontstop]

so apparently
i have no job
and there's atleast 5 people out there
working for my credit card company
that are more retarded than i am
and have a JOB
get what im saying here

i sat on the phone
(which i usually don't do... i have an enormous fear of phones)
on five
count them
one two three four FIVE
different occasions

once during this whole ordeal
my name was kathy a vandenbergh
from yuma arizona
how this had worked
im still unaware
we didnt have the same ssn

anyways
i went to the casbah lastnight to see emily
when i worked for starbucks
there were these older hillbilly white trashy lookin guys
that would come in everynight
and they always talked about their band
or whatnot

so they played lastnight
i didn't get to see them
but i saw two other really good bands
the first was this girl group
they were from wisconsin i believe
the lead singer came down and danced with emily
right after i had gone to the bathroom

bummer

but the next show we werent even gonna go for
but this tubby fuck came over and started talking to me
so i talked with him
told him that i was taken
he insisted that i stayed to watch the next band
i said
only if you buy me a drink
then two, then three
it was rad
he wanted to get down my pants
but no avail

i almost lost my friend's earing in the pit
i was being thrown around
i was the only girl in that beast
thrown hard enough for a 5 pound
(im exagerating)
earing to fly out of yer ear
but the bouncer found it

then brian got kicked out of the place
for moshing
and so it was the perfect exit
for a pretty good night

i also saw a few of my "friend"'s ex-coworkers there
but they were more interested in the video games at the other end of the bar

i wanna be a bartender
i like the bars