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iwitnessdamsel

4th Wall Day

Mar 20, 2010 15:55

We've sure got quite the influx of new people this weekend.

Did we finally get Harrison Ford?

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axemeaquestion March 20 2010, 20:37:43 UTC

Not yet? Shit.

iwitnessdamsel March 20 2010, 20:38:35 UTC

I'm getting cat-calls.

Apparently I left myself 'wide open'.

Hmph.

Men.

axemeaquestion March 20 2010, 20:41:09 UTC

I see Nick around, he's getting slapped. Really? Really?

iwitnessdamsel March 20 2010, 20:45:36 UTC

You'll be the first person I tell, and I'll hold him down while you wail on his expensively dressed ass.

axemeaquestion March 20 2010, 20:47:22 UTC

No, he'd like that. Just the face.

$3,000 suit my ass.

iwitnessdamsel March 20 2010, 20:52:43 UTC

Just his face then.

I know where we can get some red-wine.

axemeaquestion March 20 2010, 20:53:55 UTC

He'd gotten enough blood and dirt and swamp water on it by the time we showed up here, if that counts for anything.

iwitnessdamsel March 20 2010, 21:00:04 UTC

It was worth a shot.

Sometimes I really wish I weren't straight. This is one of those times. I mean, are you hearing this? Am I really supposed to be interested in these losers?

axemeaquestion March 20 2010, 21:00:48 UTC

What about all that 'diamond among the rough' crap?

iwitnessdamsel March 20 2010, 21:03:45 UTC

Stupid jock hasn't shown up yet.

[She honestly sounds disappointed.]

axemeaquestion March 20 2010, 21:05:30 UTC

Particular stupid jock, or just stupid jocks in general?

Apparently I either go for expensive-suit con artist or way-way-WAY excitable mechanic-type.

[WELL, FOURTH-WALL. MIGHT AS WELL MENTION THE SHIPPING.]

iwitnessdamsel March 20 2010, 21:10:32 UTC

Better than my options.

It's either the jobless vigilante who doesn't speak English, only speaks sports, cars and sexist slurs, or jail-bait turtles.

On the upside, Mr. Vigilante looks good when greased. On the downside, he's not here so what do I even care.

axemeaquestion March 20 2010, 21:13:57 UTC

Mechanic is actually a sweetheart. Con artist ... well, yeah.

... Ooh.

iwitnessdamsel March 20 2010, 21:15:21 UTC

Bad boys are rarely worth it.

axemeaquestion March 20 2010, 21:16:57 UTC

And yet that's the one I wind up with half the time.

iwitnessdamsel March 20 2010, 21:19:59 UTC

Same.

I feel like we're in bad romance novels written by men and horny schoolgirls who don't know what makes a real relationship work.

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