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iwishiwasbig

Room 307, Saturday morning

Mar 10, 2012 09:25

Shatner woke up this morning to the sound of a droid baby crying. "Oh my god," he said once he realized what was going on. He checked in on baby It, and tickled it a little to see if that would help. "Who's a cute little guy?" he said, reassuringly. "You are." It started to laugh ( Read more... )

my god they can read my thoughts, 307, au weekend

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dollpocalypse March 10 2012, 15:41:44 UTC

And that would be a pillow flying Shatner's way.

"YOU NEED TO STOP," Topher announced.

iwishiwasbig March 10 2012, 15:52:09 UTC

"Oh my god, the baby can talk and move things with its mind!" Shatner said, completely stunned. "Please got back to sleep, little baby!"

dollpocalypse March 10 2012, 16:00:23 UTC

"Daaaave," Topher whined. "Shut uuuuup."

iwishiwasbig March 10 2012, 16:04:08 UTC

"My name's not Dave, you strange little baby," Shatner said. "Ha! Your mental powers aren't perfect! I'll defeat you yet."

Yes, still directed at the baby. Shatner was not good at paying attention to details. Or, apparently, doing battle with babies.

dollpocalypse March 10 2012, 16:06:32 UTC

Topher was confused. So he decided to try something.

"Hey, Dave," he said, making his voice just slightly more high-pitched. "I can also fly! Throw me out the window and you'll see!" Topher, that was obnoxious.

iwishiwasbig March 10 2012, 16:14:11 UTC

"Wait, did your voice just change?" Shatner asked. Then he turned around to see Topher. "AHHH!" he yelled.

"WAAAAAAAH!" It cried.

dollpocalypse March 10 2012, 16:17:51 UTC

Topher pulled the blankets up over his head. "Must we yell?"

iwishiwasbig March 10 2012, 16:24:26 UTC

"No, no, of course not," Shatner said, patting baby It so that maybe he'd stop crying. "How did he get there? Is he the kid's father?"

dollpocalypse March 10 2012, 16:26:14 UTC

"...I live here?" Topher reminded him. It was beginning to occur to him that Dave might be drunk.

iwishiwasbig March 10 2012, 16:33:30 UTC

"With the baby?" Shatner checked. "Maybe I can pass it off to this chump anyway."

dollpocalypse March 10 2012, 16:34:59 UTC

"Hey!" Topher squawked. "No, this is your baby, and I'm pretty sure you're a worse dad than I was." FYI.

iwishiwasbig March 10 2012, 16:42:06 UTC

"I think I'd remember if I had a baby," Shatner laughed. "Dammit! I do black out when I'm out drinking sometimes! Maybe it's from one of those nights!"

dollpocalypse March 10 2012, 16:44:43 UTC

"Not if the alcohol is starting to affect your short-term memory," Topher pointed out. "Then you wouldn't."

That was helpful, Topher, thank you.

iwishiwasbig March 10 2012, 16:54:41 UTC

"What? I don't drink!" Shatner claimed. "I'm probably drunk right now! That's the only explanation!"

dollpocalypse March 10 2012, 17:02:08 UTC

"Obviously you do," Topher pointed out.

iwishiwasbig March 10 2012, 17:08:57 UTC

"Of course not! When have you ever seen me drink?" Shatner asked. "My god, he's not reading my mind too, is he?"

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