Even getting milk can be a battle at my house....
so star wars episode 1 played today and my family watched it. My mom had left to go get food for the house because we were empty and eating food that we didn't know we had. but she FORGOT THE MILK!!! i pointed that out so she gave me money to go get milk after Star Wars was over.
After the movie was over i guess i did something that got my brother mad or something so he started attacking me in a way and my mom came in the middle. Wait i remember what it was! he took my money thinking it was moms so i chased after him to get it back. After i pinned him he decided to get revenge. So my mom gave up trying to stop us and handed me the money. He started beating me with a pillow while i had nothing and money in my hands.
He then runs out of the house with the my keys that i need and rides off on his bike. He is still holding the pillow so i grab a bamboo stick outside of our house and jump on my bike. I start chassing him to get my keys and he's riding as fast as he can through the apartment complex. All the time i'm chasing after him he is yelling "RAPE" and "SEXUAL HARASSMENT" until i catch up to him and he drops his bike.
I keep telling him to just hand me the keys and i will leave him alone to get the milk. He starts running around acting stupid saying "I wonder if the key goes to this?" and is pushing it against Trees and boxes. He then runs off across Pole Line and he grabs some stake thing. He runs back across the street and it basiclly ends up me chasing him around with further reach. He says "okay i have a deal for you...(he is threatening to throw the keys down the sewer) i give you the keys and you leave or i throw the keys down the sewer" I tell him that's what i've been saying! so he tosses me one key and i leave to get the milk.
When i get home with the milk my mom is no longer home and my brother is waiting for me. He decides to attack me with a pillow and a hanger (dont ask me why). I'm still holding the milk in a plastic bag and grab the closest pillow. He starts to attack and i swing both things around. then he decides to let me put the milk up. When i put it up he ATTACKS ME AGAIN!!! so after a horific pillow fight we both get tired and i end up where i am now writing about the ADVENTURE OF GETTING THE MILK!!!
The End
After the movie was over i guess i did something that got my brother mad or something so he started attacking me in a way and my mom came in the middle. Wait i remember what it was! he took my money thinking it was moms so i chased after him to get it back. After i pinned him he decided to get revenge. So my mom gave up trying to stop us and handed me the money. He started beating me with a pillow while i had nothing and money in my hands.
He then runs out of the house with the my keys that i need and rides off on his bike. He is still holding the pillow so i grab a bamboo stick outside of our house and jump on my bike. I start chassing him to get my keys and he's riding as fast as he can through the apartment complex. All the time i'm chasing after him he is yelling "RAPE" and "SEXUAL HARASSMENT" until i catch up to him and he drops his bike.
I keep telling him to just hand me the keys and i will leave him alone to get the milk. He starts running around acting stupid saying "I wonder if the key goes to this?" and is pushing it against Trees and boxes. He then runs off across Pole Line and he grabs some stake thing. He runs back across the street and it basiclly ends up me chasing him around with further reach. He says "okay i have a deal for you...(he is threatening to throw the keys down the sewer) i give you the keys and you leave or i throw the keys down the sewer" I tell him that's what i've been saying! so he tosses me one key and i leave to get the milk.
When i get home with the milk my mom is no longer home and my brother is waiting for me. He decides to attack me with a pillow and a hanger (dont ask me why). I'm still holding the milk in a plastic bag and grab the closest pillow. He starts to attack and i swing both things around. then he decides to let me put the milk up. When i put it up he ATTACKS ME AGAIN!!! so after a horific pillow fight we both get tired and i end up where i am now writing about the ADVENTURE OF GETTING THE MILK!!!
The End