001 - I will fuck you up.
Good afternoon. My name is Roxy, and I'll be a warden here on this ship for a while.
Let's get a few things straight so there's absolutely no confusion about it later on down the line:
First of all: my name isn't Sweetheart, Doll, or Cupcake, and I am not your "dear", your "baby" or your "honey". I expect you all to try very hard to remember that. Doesn't make any difference to me what you did to get yourself put in a post-mortem prison: if you respect me, I'll respect you.
Second, my room is number 1, on level 1. I'm telling you so you can avoid it. My room is off-limits. If I see so much as a toe poking in from under the door, I'll shoot it off.
I don't have an inmate yet, but I'm going to put it out there for all of you that I'm a reasonable person and I have reasonable expectations.
As long as you cooperate and work with me, we'll all get along fine.
If you decide to be an asshole and disrespect me, I will fuck you up.
Let's get a few things straight so there's absolutely no confusion about it later on down the line:
First of all: my name isn't Sweetheart, Doll, or Cupcake, and I am not your "dear", your "baby" or your "honey". I expect you all to try very hard to remember that. Doesn't make any difference to me what you did to get yourself put in a post-mortem prison: if you respect me, I'll respect you.
Second, my room is number 1, on level 1. I'm telling you so you can avoid it. My room is off-limits. If I see so much as a toe poking in from under the door, I'll shoot it off.
I don't have an inmate yet, but I'm going to put it out there for all of you that I'm a reasonable person and I have reasonable expectations.
As long as you cooperate and work with me, we'll all get along fine.
If you decide to be an asshole and disrespect me, I will fuck you up.