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[iwilleatursoul]

'Parently it is possible to housetrain ponies. Who'da thunk?

Still don't like 'em.

And I still can't fuckin' find a couch that don't break easy. Fuckin' riduclous. Don't make this shit like they used to.

{Stay down for Daddy ♫}

Comments

[ybabhsuh]

Why don't you build one yourself?

[iwilleatursoul]

Do I look like I know how to build a fuckin' couch?

'Sides, I might get, like, all emotionally attached to it then, and that'd be a problem when I broke it.

[ybabhsuh]

I'd say you look like you could learn, but I'm not sure about that.

You could always make it out of railroad parts or something, that would be pretty hard to break...

[iwilleatursoul]

I only know one use for a hammer, and it ain't for carpentry.

Railroads aren't exactly too fuckin' comfortable, though.

[ybabhsuh]

That's right, hammers are for putting nails through my hands during kinky sadomasochistic sex! I'm so glad you remembered!

[petit4]

oh yah yeah and he kin bend tha steel bars with his hands an everything! :O

[ybabhsuh]

........... pff, yeah, I can totally do that too.

[petit4]

...relly? :O