Alright, so I win. Officially. There is no Sarah to out-win me.

[iwhinealot]

Woke up this morning, posted that I love you all and drove down to Laguna Beach to go running with the Cross Country guys and on the way, I notice a hot guy standing by the bus stop. Ok, so nothing totally unusual considering how horny I am... but he has his hand out and he's hitch-hiking. Now I'm sorry, but who could resist the chance to pick up a hot guy. I stop and he and his friends are like "no way! Someone stopped for us!" He, another ok-ish guy, and this girl get in. They were entertaining; had a conversation about how messy my car is and stuff. And the guy asks "So, why did you pick us up? I'd be fucking scared to pick up hitch-hikers." Well, I have the chance to be audacious or lame. Which one do you think I chose? "To be honest, I thought you were pretty damn hot from the signal before I picked you up." His friend lost it and that point. Laughed so damn hard that it made me happy. He was a little more composed. "Oh, so you think I'm pretty attractive, eh?" *Looks in the mirror* "Yeah, I would totally make out with you." "Oh, so was it my cute ass that saved us all from walking these 10 miles?" "Well, you were standing forward, so I didn't get a chance to see your ass, though I wouldn't be opposed to seeing it or having ANAL SEX (huge emphasis, it was awesome)." Everyone cracked up and I again felt awesome to the max. I dropped them off and he gave me 10 bucks for gas and kissed me on the cheek. So I gave him the thumbs up and it was awesome.

I win; I truly, honestly win.