low sodium you pussies!

[iwastetime]

i wore a chastity belt, popped a squat, kicked ass in pool, drank a bunch of fourties, blatantly lied to my parents for the first time ever, stumbled in at 3 in the morning to grab the triscuits for zo-zo, gave some damn good evil stares, refused the so-co (southern comfort), hung out with the boys, and just had a grand old time.
grand.
old.
time.
with zoe.
zo-zo
zo-co.
zoe comfort.
mwah, ha, ha hahahhahahhahhahaaaa.
ha.
that is all, you get no more.
tomorro i wake up and get coffee with bulgaria.
thats right, bulgaria, the whole country.