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Dec 31, 2004 21:26

k. just a few things tongiht.

1. treslyn's party thing was decent. not enough sex, and her parents were rather curt, but fun was had.

2. on the last day of school before break, during lunch, i made a few kids at our table state one goal to accomplish over break. i haven't accomplished mine AT fucking ALL, and am now officially pissed.

3. oh my god! it's almost 2005! you know what that means!
... ... ... NOT A FUCKING THING. if you're miserable now, the ball dropping is not going to help (especially if you take that as a cross reference to puberty, for my 8 And Under crowd). if one person, JUST ONE PERSON can explain to me why a flip of the calendar, the continuing of a record is worth celebrating, i will stop this paragraph cold in it's tracks.

4. rocky horror picture show is a terrible movie. not because it's one of the gayest films i've ever seen (next to that one with the guys pounding off onto each other), but because the only reason it would possibly be funny is because it's one of the gayest films i've ever seen.

5. i once asked a freshman if he listened to Slayer. he replied with, "eh, they're ok". sometimes when i burp, i can taste his dead rotting flesh.

6. what was the first porn? someone must tell me. interesting factoidmachines from the jacket of my propagandhi cd: in greek, pornos is a female sexual slave, and graphos is a graphic depiction. gas me up, bitches.

7. i have to shit so hard right now, it's not even remotely funny.

8. 4/5:00 AM Mad World sing-alongs are win major.
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