Alright
My sister is pregnant. that is awesome. I hate my job, because it sucks. I haven't smoked weed since thursday, and that was only one bowl, and before that, i smoked on Sunday. Damn, i need to smoke more weed. On Thursday, i think am gonna get an X box, so i can play doom 3, so besides work and hanging out at Ricky/Kyle's all i am going to do is play Doom 3. After this entry i am going to check out the prices for X Boxes. I haven't seen Him since, i think the 6th. And i was kinda mad at Him, and He hardly talked to me. I wanted to see Him today, but Ricky took me home at like 1030. Maybe i can see Him on Wednesday. I wish i could just get over it, but at the same time, i don't want to get over it. I hate love.
Part One - General Info...
1. Your REAL Name: Rosanne
2. What friends call you: Rosie, Hosie
3. What your boy/girl friend calls you: Bitch, Whore, Wench (but He does it in the most loving way)
4. What's a name you once wished you'd rather have?: I dunno
5. What is/are the ugliest name(s): Guy and Trudy
6. What would you name these if you had them as pets?:
a. turtle: Samantha (haha)
b. goose: Chicken
c. pirate: a pirate is still a human, so it would be kind of mean to keep a pirate as a pet, but if I knew a pirate his name would be Sven, but if I had a parrot his name would be Damon.
d. tiger: Scarface (because the only person I have ever seen with a pet tiger was Scarface.)
7. If there was a song about you, what would it be called?: I think the song “Been a Son” by Nirvana was written about me.
8. What would you name your kids?:
Boy- Elvis Richard
Girl- I don’t know yet
9. What would you name a ship you built?: Thorn
10. If you wrote a book, what would it be called?: I am working on a poetry book called “Allusions to Illusions”
Part Two - Have you ever...
11. Thrown up in public?:Yes at State Fair like 4 years ago
12. Eaten or drank anything spoiled?: not that I can remember
13. Had a rip in your pants you didn't know about?: no
14. Tripped while checking someone out?: no
18. Had a crush on somebody NOT single?: umm yeah I think so.
19. Been stuck in the rain?: yes
20. Been attacked by an animal?: yes
21. Caught people having sex?: no but I have been in the same room with people having sex
22. Fallen asleep while driving?: no
23. Felt attracted to someone of the same sex?: yes
24. Actually slipped on a banana peel?:no
25. Made a wish that came true?: not that I can remember
Part Three - Complete the Sentence...
26. I once had a dream I: was in the woods. All of the animals were helping get away from the bear cuz he was like the King of the Woods, and I guess I pissed him off. So I was hiding under these leaves, and I guess I pulled my blanket over my head, and in my dream the bear was coming at me and was about to move the leaves and find me, but in real life my mom was coming to wake me up and she was about to pull the blanket away from my face and I started to scream “No, I’m Sorry!!” and then my mom laughed at me.
27. I'm only racist towards: every race. Seriously, I try to deny it, but I am pretty racist towards any race, even white people.
28. I don't even know why I: can’t get over Him.
29. Nothing sucks more than: ME! lol
30. If I had six bucks I'd buy: cigarettes
31. It's hot. I should: go back to sleep
32. It's always more fun if you: are stoned.
33. You can't eat steak without: mushrooms and A-1
34. You better shut up before I: beat the fuck out of you
36. I really like you and everything: but I don’t really like you
37. I'm not who you think I am: “You love me but you don’t know who I am”
38: Dude:, my sister is pregnant.
Part Four - What would you do if...
39. A dirty old guy at the airport slaps your butt?: I’d be like “excuse me mother fucker!” and then I would punch him as I was saying it. Lol.
40. You witness somebody stealing your car?:I’d run up on him and be like “excuse me mother fucker and I would punch him I was saying it. Lol
41. You wake up with a billion spiders crawling all over you?: I’d be asking myself “Why can’t Katie, Jay and/or Dan be here right now? It would be so awesome to see them freak out.”
42. You farted while giving a persuasive speech in class?:I’d be like, “yeah that was me” and then keep going.
43. The person you just kissed tells you they have oral herpes?: well first, I think I would notice before I kissed them that they had oral herpes, but if for some reason I did not, I would beat them up.
44. A genie let's you have three wishes?: Wish 1. 50 million doallars Wish 2. 100 pounds of weed Wish 3. A life time supply of wishes.
45. The government allowed you to choose one thing to be made illegal and one thing to be legalized?:
a.) to be illegal: being stupid
b.) legalized: smoking cigarettes with your parents permission.
46. Britney Spears was at your front door asking for jumper cables?:I’d jump her and then be like “My name is Cable.”
47. You had a time machine?: I’d go back in time to a Doors concert, then I would go back to freshman year, and pass it.
48. FOX gave you a half hour show to do whatever you wanted?: they can’t show the shit I do on Fox.
Part Five - Would You Rather...
49. Find the cure for cancer or the cure for aids?: cancer
50. Have the power to fly, or the power to teleport?:teleport
51. Have the power to see the future, or the power to record you dreams?: see the future52. Britney or Christina?: kill ‘em both
53. Be lost in a forest, or stuck in a box?: lost in forest
54. Be in a drama, movie, or a comedy?: comedy
55. Be in a hip hop video or a rock video?: rock
Part Six - What's the FIRST thing that comes to your mind when you read the following words?:
This part is empty. Muahahah.
.Part Seven - Miscellaneous...
72. What is your definition of love?: synonym of ridiculous
73: Reveal a secret about you that nobody knows of, but type it in acronym form: IMEN
74. Close your eyes, turn around, and then open them: my back door
75. Were you too scared to do it?: No
76. Who or what is your worst enemy?: I dunno
77. Who is the last person you kicked?: Jason or Dana
78. If you had to be a chess piece, which piece would you be?:fuck chess
79. Name 3 people you know whose names begin with the last letter of your first name: Eric, Eric, and ummm Ted.
80. What's one romantic thing somebody's done for you?: He played ICP when we were having a very romantic moment.
81. If you had to break one of your bones, which bone would it be?: my arm, cuz then I wouldn’t be able to work!
Your Kissing Purity Score: 49% Pure
You're not one to kiss and tell...
But word is, you kiss pretty well.
Kissing Purity Test
Click this link and pass the fucking potato!
http://www.passthepotato.com/potato-2.php?potatoid=050810155956-590354
Part One - General Info...
1. Your REAL Name: Rosanne
2. What friends call you: Rosie, Hosie
3. What your boy/girl friend calls you: Bitch, Whore, Wench (but He does it in the most loving way)
4. What's a name you once wished you'd rather have?: I dunno
5. What is/are the ugliest name(s): Guy and Trudy
6. What would you name these if you had them as pets?:
a. turtle: Samantha (haha)
b. goose: Chicken
c. pirate: a pirate is still a human, so it would be kind of mean to keep a pirate as a pet, but if I knew a pirate his name would be Sven, but if I had a parrot his name would be Damon.
d. tiger: Scarface (because the only person I have ever seen with a pet tiger was Scarface.)
7. If there was a song about you, what would it be called?: I think the song “Been a Son” by Nirvana was written about me.
8. What would you name your kids?:
Boy- Elvis Richard
Girl- I don’t know yet
9. What would you name a ship you built?: Thorn
10. If you wrote a book, what would it be called?: I am working on a poetry book called “Allusions to Illusions”
Part Two - Have you ever...
11. Thrown up in public?:Yes at State Fair like 4 years ago
12. Eaten or drank anything spoiled?: not that I can remember
13. Had a rip in your pants you didn't know about?: no
14. Tripped while checking someone out?: no
18. Had a crush on somebody NOT single?: umm yeah I think so.
19. Been stuck in the rain?: yes
20. Been attacked by an animal?: yes
21. Caught people having sex?: no but I have been in the same room with people having sex
22. Fallen asleep while driving?: no
23. Felt attracted to someone of the same sex?: yes
24. Actually slipped on a banana peel?:no
25. Made a wish that came true?: not that I can remember
Part Three - Complete the Sentence...
26. I once had a dream I: was in the woods. All of the animals were helping get away from the bear cuz he was like the King of the Woods, and I guess I pissed him off. So I was hiding under these leaves, and I guess I pulled my blanket over my head, and in my dream the bear was coming at me and was about to move the leaves and find me, but in real life my mom was coming to wake me up and she was about to pull the blanket away from my face and I started to scream “No, I’m Sorry!!” and then my mom laughed at me.
27. I'm only racist towards: every race. Seriously, I try to deny it, but I am pretty racist towards any race, even white people.
28. I don't even know why I: can’t get over Him.
29. Nothing sucks more than: ME! lol
30. If I had six bucks I'd buy: cigarettes
31. It's hot. I should: go back to sleep
32. It's always more fun if you: are stoned.
33. You can't eat steak without: mushrooms and A-1
34. You better shut up before I: beat the fuck out of you
36. I really like you and everything: but I don’t really like you
37. I'm not who you think I am: “You love me but you don’t know who I am”
38: Dude:, my sister is pregnant.
Part Four - What would you do if...
39. A dirty old guy at the airport slaps your butt?: I’d be like “excuse me mother fucker!” and then I would punch him as I was saying it. Lol.
40. You witness somebody stealing your car?:I’d run up on him and be like “excuse me mother fucker and I would punch him I was saying it. Lol
41. You wake up with a billion spiders crawling all over you?: I’d be asking myself “Why can’t Katie, Jay and/or Dan be here right now? It would be so awesome to see them freak out.”
42. You farted while giving a persuasive speech in class?:I’d be like, “yeah that was me” and then keep going.
43. The person you just kissed tells you they have oral herpes?: well first, I think I would notice before I kissed them that they had oral herpes, but if for some reason I did not, I would beat them up.
44. A genie let's you have three wishes?: Wish 1. 50 million doallars Wish 2. 100 pounds of weed Wish 3. A life time supply of wishes.
45. The government allowed you to choose one thing to be made illegal and one thing to be legalized?:
a.) to be illegal: being stupid
b.) legalized: smoking cigarettes with your parents permission.
46. Britney Spears was at your front door asking for jumper cables?:I’d jump her and then be like “My name is Cable.”
47. You had a time machine?: I’d go back in time to a Doors concert, then I would go back to freshman year, and pass it.
48. FOX gave you a half hour show to do whatever you wanted?: they can’t show the shit I do on Fox.
Part Five - Would You Rather...
49. Find the cure for cancer or the cure for aids?: cancer
50. Have the power to fly, or the power to teleport?:teleport
51. Have the power to see the future, or the power to record you dreams?: see the future52. Britney or Christina?: kill ‘em both
53. Be lost in a forest, or stuck in a box?: lost in forest
54. Be in a drama, movie, or a comedy?: comedy
55. Be in a hip hop video or a rock video?: rock
Part Six - What's the FIRST thing that comes to your mind when you read the following words?:
This part is empty. Muahahah.
.Part Seven - Miscellaneous...
72. What is your definition of love?: synonym of ridiculous
73: Reveal a secret about you that nobody knows of, but type it in acronym form: IMEN
74. Close your eyes, turn around, and then open them: my back door
75. Were you too scared to do it?: No
76. Who or what is your worst enemy?: I dunno
77. Who is the last person you kicked?: Jason or Dana
78. If you had to be a chess piece, which piece would you be?:fuck chess
79. Name 3 people you know whose names begin with the last letter of your first name: Eric, Eric, and ummm Ted.
80. What's one romantic thing somebody's done for you?: He played ICP when we were having a very romantic moment.
81. If you had to break one of your bones, which bone would it be?: my arm, cuz then I wouldn’t be able to work!
Your Kissing Purity Score: 49% Pure
You're not one to kiss and tell...
But word is, you kiss pretty well.
Kissing Purity Test
Click this link and pass the fucking potato!
http://www.passthepotato.com/potato-2.php?potatoid=050810155956-590354