As you go about your day, I would like you to be aware of the fact that I SLEPT WITH LISA CUDDY
Ha, I was just picking an icon and trying to figure out what I wanted to call this entry and I realised there are like a million things I have to talk about, lol.
→ Because this is unrelated to anything at all, I'll go with this first. Kerry Ellis' last performance in Wicked. My GOD. It was on Saturday and I thought about it a lot then and was pretty sad because I never did get to go back down before she finished. I was gonna post about it buuut I didn't have the time and it would have probably depressed the shit out of me, lol. But I am was (lol I started this entry yesterday) listening to some of the audios from Saturday on Youtube and FUCK, goosebumps all over the place. "It's just... For the last time, I feel... Wicked";
Aaand her The Wizard & I and No Good Deed remain my favourites. Fucking No Good Deed, man. Phenomenal;
Fierce ♥
→ WE WENT TO THE SEX STOAR. We were going to go when drunk and Liss' sister was going to be our designated driver, but we all just went sober, lol.
It was disappointing :( they did not have any of the things we were looking for. It was totally fun and lol worthy despite the disappointment, though. This creeper kept slyly following us around until he casually slipped off into some other section with dancers or some shit, idefk. Then Liss' sister called her boyfriend to get him to find out if there were any other stores nearby, and there was one around the corner. So we went to check it out and it was SO sketchy, you guys. There were blinds closed in the windows and it was really dirty looking but we figured we'd just look in the door and lolol it was just DVDs, and the guy was like "Lol, you looking for a strip club?" so I said "OH YEAH, that's exactly what we're looking for" "OK, well there's Deja Vu around the corner, and there's Choice --" "OH, NO. Lol I was kidding!"
→ Theeeen we wanted dinner, so we went to Friday's and it was a lolarious little disaster. The waiter was one of those guys who tries to be funny and charming and BFFy with you, but he was just annoying and his service was slow and crap. He was calling us boring for our choices and stuff, so we were giving him shit right back. Then I asked for the Jack Daniels chicken sandwich JUST with lettuce & tomato, which he totally fucking read back to me. And it shows up with onions, bacon, cheese, pickle... So they took it back. The whole thing. And left me with no food and everyone else was done by the time I got it. He came to check on us at one point, and Liss asked for a refill;
Waiter: How're you doing over there, you good?
Me: Yeah, I'm good.
Liss: She's good, but she'd be better IF SHE HAD HER FOOD.
Waiter: She's mean, you take her everywhere?
Me: We take her everywhere because she's mean.
Waiter: Yeah, well let's see if you get that refill.
Liss: YEAH, WELL LET'S SEE IF YOU GET YOUR TIP.
ljsdhgflsdf it was ACE. He did not get a tip. From any of us. He asked us if we wanted separate checks and I said (after he left, sadly) that we'd prefer NO checks. He gave me a coupon for a free dessert or appetiser, which is useless to someone from England, man.
→ We did go let our balloons go ♥ we went to Dairy Queen and then we drove to a lake to let them go, it was so beautiful. It was totally deserted apart from a baseball game going on nearby. Which was good because it meant there was some light, lol. But we walked around with them for a while and played on the little playground and just acted like little kids for an hour. We played on the swings and I went down the slides and got friction burn on my ass, lol. Slides in a skirt, not a smart move. We took pictures and jumped up and down on the little bridge, we went to lay on the banking and we walked along the sand at the shore. The brilliant thing about being a ~grown up~ is that there's nothing stopping you from doing that stuff, from having that kind of fun and being that kind of high - but there are other, more complicated things you get to experience, too. Sometimes things can just be that simple. Not enough people remember that.
→ We're going to a baseball game later, I have never been to one! I'm excited at how insanely American it is, hee. Then I think we're gonna play House drinking games and get pizza and watch Zack & Miri. We also need to get FOOD. Like, Oreos and Cheez-Its and all that stuff. It doesn't feel completely like the nest without an abundance of junk food ;) so we're gonna rectify that.
→ Lol I just checked my Orange account. My phone bill this month is going to be enormous, hahaha.
I AM SURE I HAD MOAR TO SAY.
→ Because this is unrelated to anything at all, I'll go with this first. Kerry Ellis' last performance in Wicked. My GOD. It was on Saturday and I thought about it a lot then and was pretty sad because I never did get to go back down before she finished. I was gonna post about it buuut I didn't have the time and it would have probably depressed the shit out of me, lol. But I am was (lol I started this entry yesterday) listening to some of the audios from Saturday on Youtube and FUCK, goosebumps all over the place. "It's just... For the last time, I feel... Wicked";
Click to viewAaand her The Wizard & I and No Good Deed remain my favourites. Fucking No Good Deed, man. Phenomenal;
Fierce ♥
→ WE WENT TO THE SEX STOAR. We were going to go when drunk and Liss' sister was going to be our designated driver, but we all just went sober, lol.
It was disappointing :( they did not have any of the things we were looking for. It was totally fun and lol worthy despite the disappointment, though. This creeper kept slyly following us around until he casually slipped off into some other section with dancers or some shit, idefk. Then Liss' sister called her boyfriend to get him to find out if there were any other stores nearby, and there was one around the corner. So we went to check it out and it was SO sketchy, you guys. There were blinds closed in the windows and it was really dirty looking but we figured we'd just look in the door and lolol it was just DVDs, and the guy was like "Lol, you looking for a strip club?" so I said "OH YEAH, that's exactly what we're looking for" "OK, well there's Deja Vu around the corner, and there's Choice --" "OH, NO. Lol I was kidding!"
→ Theeeen we wanted dinner, so we went to Friday's and it was a lolarious little disaster. The waiter was one of those guys who tries to be funny and charming and BFFy with you, but he was just annoying and his service was slow and crap. He was calling us boring for our choices and stuff, so we were giving him shit right back. Then I asked for the Jack Daniels chicken sandwich JUST with lettuce & tomato, which he totally fucking read back to me. And it shows up with onions, bacon, cheese, pickle... So they took it back. The whole thing. And left me with no food and everyone else was done by the time I got it. He came to check on us at one point, and Liss asked for a refill;
Waiter: How're you doing over there, you good?
Me: Yeah, I'm good.
Liss: She's good, but she'd be better IF SHE HAD HER FOOD.
Waiter: She's mean, you take her everywhere?
Me: We take her everywhere because she's mean.
Waiter: Yeah, well let's see if you get that refill.
Liss: YEAH, WELL LET'S SEE IF YOU GET YOUR TIP.
ljsdhgflsdf it was ACE. He did not get a tip. From any of us. He asked us if we wanted separate checks and I said (after he left, sadly) that we'd prefer NO checks. He gave me a coupon for a free dessert or appetiser, which is useless to someone from England, man.
→ We did go let our balloons go ♥ we went to Dairy Queen and then we drove to a lake to let them go, it was so beautiful. It was totally deserted apart from a baseball game going on nearby. Which was good because it meant there was some light, lol. But we walked around with them for a while and played on the little playground and just acted like little kids for an hour. We played on the swings and I went down the slides and got friction burn on my ass, lol. Slides in a skirt, not a smart move. We took pictures and jumped up and down on the little bridge, we went to lay on the banking and we walked along the sand at the shore. The brilliant thing about being a ~grown up~ is that there's nothing stopping you from doing that stuff, from having that kind of fun and being that kind of high - but there are other, more complicated things you get to experience, too. Sometimes things can just be that simple. Not enough people remember that.
→ We're going to a baseball game later, I have never been to one! I'm excited at how insanely American it is, hee. Then I think we're gonna play House drinking games and get pizza and watch Zack & Miri. We also need to get FOOD. Like, Oreos and Cheez-Its and all that stuff. It doesn't feel completely like the nest without an abundance of junk food ;) so we're gonna rectify that.
→ Lol I just checked my Orange account. My phone bill this month is going to be enormous, hahaha.
I AM SURE I HAD MOAR TO SAY.