Sex with me would explain that.

Feb 19, 2009 12:14

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. Lol there was so much fail in my day again, and I am constantly tired and it sucks BUT OH OH I DON'T GIVE A SHIT RIGHT NOW.

SPOILERS. EXCEPT WE'RE NOT CALLING THEM THAT. As Liss pointed out in her entry, we prefer to refer to them as AAIs. Awesome Advanced Informations - because for us they not only like, heighten the fun tiems, but they obviously were the only reason that we got to be together for Joy, so. "Spoilers" is just wrong. They didn't ~spoil~ shit.

SO. I have no self control, and foolishly check for House spoilers 3847534 times a day. While at work. And then on the rare occasions that I find epic shit, I can't deal and I feel like I'm going to explode. LIKE OH, TODAY. WHEN I SAW THAT THE CLIPS FOR THE SOFTER SIDE WERE UP AND I COULDN'T WATCH. But know what I could do? Read the comments which included an isolated quote of "you slept with House" UMM, WHAT? I wanted to die, you guys. I thought they totally had sex and we didn't get to see it and I was crushed, briefly.

Then I called LJ and oh, it still doesn't work, so I called Liss to leave a voicemail and unload my flail on her :D

AND NOW I SAW THEM. FUCKING A, I AM SO PSYCHED FOR THIS ONE.

01. Umm hi, House after waking up? CUDDY, I ADMIRE YOUR RESTRAINT. BECAUSE IF I WERE YOUR AWESOME SEXY SHOES, I'D HAVE JUMPED HIM. Spectators and probable health risks BE DAMNED. Good God that was hot. Like, minus Foreman's involvement D:
02. TAUB IS MY HERO FOR THE DAY. FOREMAN IMPRESSION. FOREMAN IMPRESSION. OR, MORE ACCURATELY? BOARMAN IMPRESSION. Like, literally. I was loling all over the fucking place, I LOVE Taub, dude.
03. Wilson is adorable. You go get that money back! Haha. And and! "If you two aren't hiding something from me, then he's hiding something from both of us" I loved that. The implication that among the three of them there's always a pair and if something's going on with House, and Cuddy hasn't said anything, then they HAVE to be fucking, using Wilson's logic. BRILLIANT. It's like the OT3's very own fucked up brand of camaraderie, I adore them. They all share with one another and in the end everything winds up being full disclosure, hee. Like, they have no real secrets from each other and they know it.
04. CUDDY IS SO HILARIOUS AND KICKASS IN THAT SECOND ONE. And just generally awesome in the other one. But she's so snarky and bitchy and badass. I missed that! Like, I have no problem with what they've done with her lately, it's just nice to see her being all fierce and witty and sharp again. And lmao lmao, her attitude on "sex with me would explain that" like, hell yeah she knows that she is awesome in bed. How could anyone NOT be high having slept with her. If the lucky bastard was House then it just increases that high exponentially for like a billion reasons.
05. Like anything else matters. Idek. Kutner was cute? I enjoyed his totally politically incorrect use of the word "shemale" lol. It always reminds me of Arrested Development, too. When Maeby gives Lindsey the t-shirt, haha.

I am so hungry. SO hungry. Also sleepy. Also high... This is weird. And inconvenient. Lol

mood stuff: hi i'm gemma & i'm on crack, ship: house/wilson/cuddy, tv: house md, ; ♥ lisa. either lisa, flist: lissie, ship: house/cuddy, rl: work, tv: arrested development

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