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Another day, another load of awesome House info to flail over. This fucking season, you guys. How did we get this lucky? MY GOD.
01. JUDY. FUCKING. GREER. IS GOING TO BE A POTW. On March 16th. FUCKING A FUCKING A, I AM SO EXCITED, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW. She is so awesome, and I can think of at least one more of you who'll die over this. And your name is Dizzy. Except that it's not, but. I THOUGHT OF YOU RIGHT AWAY, AND WAS ABOUT TO TEXT BUT CAN I DO THAT? LOL. But God, GOD, it sounds ace. Completely insane and hilarious and brilliant and I cannot wait. She's going to rock the house.
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02. Mos Def is apparently also going to be a patient in what sounds like a high concept episode? They have never gone high concept and not had it instantly become a favourite. Three Stories, The Mistake, Top Secret, Ugly, House's Head/Wilson's Heart and I guess The Itch counts for like, a scene. BUT YAY! It's from the patient's POV or something? But it's kind of unclear so this could either be really awesome and high concept or... just a basic episode. Which would make it kinda dull? Idk. I ALSO LIKE THE SOUND OF WHAT I THINK IS THE SOCIAL CONTRACT? The March 9th episode - where the POTW is a guy who says what he thinks all the time because he can't control it. That could be all kinds of brilliant.
03. In which Hugh & Lisa continue being awesome (and spoilery). Especially Hugh, actually;
A (No) Clothes Call In Store For House & Cuddy
Talk about bedside manners! After years of teasing fans, it sounds like House and Cuddy are about to slip between the sheets on House by the end of this season.
“I’m obviously apprehensive,” Hugh Laurie told TV Guide Magazine. “I care very much that it’s done right.” Speaking at this year's Screen Actors Guild Awards, where he won the prize as best dramatic TV actor, Laurie joked that he’s finally exercising the “no clothes" clause in his contract.
This has co-star Lisa Edelstein (Cuddy) concerned. “I’m hitting the gym!,” she explained. “I’ve never had a sex scene before and I can’t imagine there being one on House. Maybe they’ll just talk about having done it. They’re lonely job-oriented people so they’ll figure out their own way of dealing with each other, but I can’t imagine it working out.”
Umm, shut up, Lisa. If they just talk about it then I will be forced to take my own life. BUT OH LOOK, still obviously not gotten the script. This is so going to be the finale.
BUT LOL. LOL. "NO CLOTHES CLAUSE". I love him I love him I love him. He has done sex scenes, too. Just sayin'. And dude, not even taking into account how brilliant they are together, I would KILL for a commentary with just them. Too much to ask, probably, since I know that at least she hates watching herself - but oh it'd be ace. Because they have these slightly differing views on the relationship and it'd be interesting to hear them really talk about it. He's so much more optimistic, lol. But they could be all insightful (as they always are, because they really KNOW and care about these characters) and analytical and brilliant. And they could stroke each others egos a lot. It'd be magnificent.
04. NOT HOUSE RELATED (much). The Office finale is going to be it's 100th. I didn't think they'd hit that until next year, since they only had 6 episodes in season 1... Did they cheat or something? Count all of the doubles as two? Because I feel that that's cheating. STILL! That is exciting. I imagine they'll go all out for it, which I think I prefer as an approach to a milestone than ignoring the fact entirely. Like, Frasier did a fun parallel where he celebrated his 1000th radio show and they did it pretty much in real time and he and Niles walked through Seattle to get to the Frasier Crane Day rally, lol, and it was brilliant. And Phoebe had the triplets in the 100th of Friends. I can't think of any more examples. OH OH! FAMILY GUY'S WAS BRILLIANT. Seth MacFarlane interviewed people IRL (and it was weird seeing Brian's voice come out of a RL MAN, OMG WHAT) about their opinions on the show and it was all these people whining about how much it sucked and how offensive it was and holy crap it was one of the funniest things I ever saw.
05. I HAVE NO MOAR FANDOM NEWS TO FLAIL OVER, SAD. I am going to get a bagel. YAY FOOD. I AM SO HUNGRY, MY GOD.
01. JUDY. FUCKING. GREER. IS GOING TO BE A POTW. On March 16th. FUCKING A FUCKING A, I AM SO EXCITED, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW. She is so awesome, and I can think of at least one more of you who'll die over this. And your name is Dizzy. Except that it's not, but. I THOUGHT OF YOU RIGHT AWAY, AND WAS ABOUT TO TEXT BUT CAN I DO THAT? LOL. But God, GOD, it sounds ace. Completely insane and hilarious and brilliant and I cannot wait. She's going to rock the house.
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02. Mos Def is apparently also going to be a patient in what sounds like a high concept episode? They have never gone high concept and not had it instantly become a favourite. Three Stories, The Mistake, Top Secret, Ugly, House's Head/Wilson's Heart and I guess The Itch counts for like, a scene. BUT YAY! It's from the patient's POV or something? But it's kind of unclear so this could either be really awesome and high concept or... just a basic episode. Which would make it kinda dull? Idk. I ALSO LIKE THE SOUND OF WHAT I THINK IS THE SOCIAL CONTRACT? The March 9th episode - where the POTW is a guy who says what he thinks all the time because he can't control it. That could be all kinds of brilliant.
03. In which Hugh & Lisa continue being awesome (and spoilery). Especially Hugh, actually;
A (No) Clothes Call In Store For House & Cuddy
Talk about bedside manners! After years of teasing fans, it sounds like House and Cuddy are about to slip between the sheets on House by the end of this season.
“I’m obviously apprehensive,” Hugh Laurie told TV Guide Magazine. “I care very much that it’s done right.” Speaking at this year's Screen Actors Guild Awards, where he won the prize as best dramatic TV actor, Laurie joked that he’s finally exercising the “no clothes" clause in his contract.
This has co-star Lisa Edelstein (Cuddy) concerned. “I’m hitting the gym!,” she explained. “I’ve never had a sex scene before and I can’t imagine there being one on House. Maybe they’ll just talk about having done it. They’re lonely job-oriented people so they’ll figure out their own way of dealing with each other, but I can’t imagine it working out.”
Umm, shut up, Lisa. If they just talk about it then I will be forced to take my own life. BUT OH LOOK, still obviously not gotten the script. This is so going to be the finale.
BUT LOL. LOL. "NO CLOTHES CLAUSE". I love him I love him I love him. He has done sex scenes, too. Just sayin'. And dude, not even taking into account how brilliant they are together, I would KILL for a commentary with just them. Too much to ask, probably, since I know that at least she hates watching herself - but oh it'd be ace. Because they have these slightly differing views on the relationship and it'd be interesting to hear them really talk about it. He's so much more optimistic, lol. But they could be all insightful (as they always are, because they really KNOW and care about these characters) and analytical and brilliant. And they could stroke each others egos a lot. It'd be magnificent.
04. NOT HOUSE RELATED (much). The Office finale is going to be it's 100th. I didn't think they'd hit that until next year, since they only had 6 episodes in season 1... Did they cheat or something? Count all of the doubles as two? Because I feel that that's cheating. STILL! That is exciting. I imagine they'll go all out for it, which I think I prefer as an approach to a milestone than ignoring the fact entirely. Like, Frasier did a fun parallel where he celebrated his 1000th radio show and they did it pretty much in real time and he and Niles walked through Seattle to get to the Frasier Crane Day rally, lol, and it was brilliant. And Phoebe had the triplets in the 100th of Friends. I can't think of any more examples. OH OH! FAMILY GUY'S WAS BRILLIANT. Seth MacFarlane interviewed people IRL (and it was weird seeing Brian's voice come out of a RL MAN, OMG WHAT) about their opinions on the show and it was all these people whining about how much it sucked and how offensive it was and holy crap it was one of the funniest things I ever saw.
05. I HAVE NO MOAR FANDOM NEWS TO FLAIL OVER, SAD. I am going to get a bagel. YAY FOOD. I AM SO HUNGRY, MY GOD.